- Lynn La Vecque: You were Gary Cooper's stand-in, were you not?
- Walter Pinkerton: Yes.
- Lynn La Vecque: And then when Coop ended his fling with Madame, you... stood in, right?
- Walter Pinkerton: No, I didn't. Coop never ended his fling with Madame; Madame ended HER fling with him.
- Buzzy St. James: I miss Bernadette. I mean, nobody's given me a hard time in 18 hours. Every kid needs a little hostility now and then.
- Madame: Then SHUT UP, Buzzy!