Jackass 3D (2010) Poster

(2010)

Johnny Knoxville: Self, Irving Zisman

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  • Johnny Knoxville : [to Steve-O]  You have really irrational fears. Oh I'll go swimming with sharks, put the hook through my cheek, I don't care, but I'm not going bungee diving!

  • Jeff Tremaine : Quickly review, what's your job?

    Jared Allen : MURDER KNOXVILLE'S FACE.

    Jeff Tremaine : What's your job?

    Johnny Knoxville : ...Catch the ball?

  • Johnny Knoxville : [after Bam urinates in front of a high-powered wind tunnel]  That's the story of Jackass right there! Just pissing in the wind!

    [laughs hysterically] 

  • Johnny Knoxville : [seeing a bull stomping its feet]  Oh, I hate it when they do that.

  • Johnny Knoxville : Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Jackass!

  • Johnny Knoxville : [Steve-O just puked after biting an apple that was in Preston's Buttocks]  You don't like apple and Peanut butter?

  • Johnny Knoxville : [as Steve-O is about to drink sweat extracted from Preston]  So I guess the idea is for the sweat to dribble down into the funnel into the cup? I mean that's rinky-dink even for us.

  • Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : [as a portable toilet explodes and covers Dunn with blue sludge]  No fucking way!

    Johnny Knoxville : I am so happy right now.

    Ryan Dunn : Dude, that thing *goes*.

  • Rakeyohn : [as Dunn is about to super glue his ass to Phil's back]  Dunn, do you shave your ass?

    Ryan Dunn : "Do I shave my ass?", look at me! I don't know what a razor feels like.

    Johnny Knoxville : Well apparently, you don't know what toilet paper feels like either.

    Ryan Dunn : I don't!

  • Johnny Knoxville : [On Steve-O about to be launched into the air in a Porta-Potty filled with excrement]  Now you're taking the reins and taking it to a whole 'nother level.

    Steve-O : [Unexcitedly]  Yep.

    Johnny Knoxville : You look pretty happy about it.

  • Johnny Knoxville : [after pulling a string off Chris's Penis with a helicopter]  So much for my aviation career.

    Chris Pontius : So much for my love life.

  • Johnny Knoxville : Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville and I'm about to end this movie.

  • Johnny Knoxville : We're gonna play a game called "prison warden and escaped convict", and I'm pretty sure something sucky is gonna happen when I push this handle - so we have two options - I could put on Steve-O's rap album

    [everyone laughs] 

    Johnny Knoxville : or I could push the handle.

    [everyone chooses the "push the handle" option, Steve-O laughs] 

  • Johnny Knoxville : [after getting hit by a buffalo]  It felt like shit! It felt like I just got run over by a buffalo!

  • Johnny Knoxville : Due to prison overpopulation, we're gonna give these boys a chance to escape. This side represents incarceration, that side freedom. This is Electric Avenue. Each of these stun guns has 950,000 volts. There's 15 of them hanging here plus four cattle prods. Good luck fellas!

  • Ryan Dunn : That felt like it was blowing a fire ball in my face.

    Johnny Knoxville : That looked like you were just getting the hell beat out of you!

  • Johnny Knoxville : Good game!

    Jared Allen : Good game!

    Johnny Knoxville : See you in the shower.

    Jared Allen : See you in the shower.

    Johnny Knoxville : [thinks about it]  Oh fuck!

  • Johnny Knoxville : Hey Jared, try not to hit me with your purse this time!

    Jared Allen : Nice wristbands, DOUCHE!

  • Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : How's Santa doing?

    Johnny Knoxville : [climbing tall tree, dressed as Santa]  Santa's fucking tired.

  • Johnny Knoxville : [dressed as Santa Claus]  Santa did have a few drinks last night, so this ain't gonna feel too good.

  • Johnny Knoxville : [after gluing Wee-Man to Preston]  2 minutes.

    Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : 2 minutes is the longest 69 I've ever fucking done!

  • Bam Margera : [one of Bam's hands is glued to Preston, the other to Phil]  I kind of like it when Preston says...

    Preston Lacy : OW! Fuck!

    Ryan Dunn : Wait - what do you like Preston to say?

    Preston Lacy : GRRRRRRRRRRRR! OW!

    Johnny Knoxville : Get a little symphony going.

    Preston Lacy : OW!

    [pulls again] 

    Preston Lacy : GRR!

    Phil Margera : [mumbles incoherently]  OW!

    Preston Lacy : OW!

    Preston Lacy : Fast!

    Phil Margera : OW!

  • Johnny Knoxville : I think that's it for super mighty glue.

    Rakeyohn : Thank god none of us had that foreskin you were talking about.

    Johnny Knoxville : Does anyone have foreskin?

    Ryan Dunn : Anybody. Now's the time to raise your hand.

  • Johnny Knoxville : [Steve-O is about to down a cup full of Preston's sweat]  That makes me want to puke!

  • Johnny Knoxville : I realized that after all that flying I do, Santa's really afraid of heights.

  • Johnny Knoxville : I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Roller Buffalo.

  • Johnny Knoxville : Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and we're here with professional football players Eric Ainge, Jared Allen, and our referee today - Sean William Scott. This is the Blindside.

    [Jared picks up Wee Man and throws him to the ground] 

    Johnny Knoxville : I didn't do it Wee Man! Jared! Why did you do that?

  • Johnny Knoxville : [after Wee-Man is hit in the groin by a random apple thrown at him by Jeff Tremaine]  See, I told you it's not that hard to get into film!

  • Johnny Knoxville : Let's get out the dart gun.

    [it's casually handed to him, laughs] 

    Johnny Knoxville : Luckily we had it handy.

  • Johnny Knoxville : [after getting tackled by Jared Allen]  He just planted me in the fucking ground! That felt like shit!

  • Johnny Knoxville : [during the Sweatsuit Cocktail bit]  Why Steve-O I believe this is the first cocktail you've had in two years.

    Steve-O : [disgusted]  Yeah. Here's to good health.

  • Johnny Knoxville : That was pretty impressive. It wasn't a slam, but it was pretty impressive.

    [points to a wheel barrow on roller skates] 

    Johnny Knoxville : But THIS is REALLY impressive!

  • Johnny Knoxville : [Steve-O and Lance are puking]  We're really falling apart here!

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs


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