- Dewey Duck: Breathe, relax, the true professional hairstylist to work his magic.
- Donald Duck: Wow, it is so nice to finally have my own hairstylist.
- [realizes]
- Donald Duck: Wait since when are you a hairstylist.
- Dewey Duck: Since the Internet.
- [laughs and taps on Donald's head]
- Huey Duck: [audience laugh] What is that sound?
- Dewey Duck: The sound of jaws hitting the floor when I reveal my new Dew do,
- [takes off his hat, revealing a Mohawk hairstyle]
- Dewey Duck: Shabooey!
- Donald Duck: [audience laugh] What did you do to your hair?
- Dewey Duck: The same thing I did to yours.
- [rubs Donald's wet head with his towel, producing a similar Mohawk]
- Donald Duck: Aww, phooey.
- Scrooge McDuck: Curse me kilts!
- Della Duck: Back on the Moon...
- Dewey Duck: That's how we Dewey things!
- Louie Duck: Yuh boy...
- Mrs. Beakley: I'm not a spy!
- Huey Duck: Everyone stop catchphrasing!
- Mrs. Beakley: Wait, is "I'm not a spy" seriously my catchphrase?
- Donald Duck: Webby, have you seen the photographer?
- Webbigail Vanderquack: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?
- Donald Duck: [Confused] What?
- Webbigail Vanderquack: No reason.
- [just found the meat tenderizer]
- Webbigail Vanderquack: Cute girl stuff.
- Donald Duck: Did I put too much pressure on you about this photo shoot?
- Huey Duck: No, I'm stressed because the veil of reality is disintegrating!
- Della Duck: Take it easy, honey. Back on the moon I used to snap too. Although that was because of soul crushing loneliness.
- Huey Duck: In all this time fixing the room, have you noticed it only has three walls?
- Scrooge McDuck: Don't be daft, lad. Of course there's a fourth wall!
- Huey Duck: Ohhh, really? Have you actually looked at it?
- [Their eyes widen, as they slowly look to where the fourth wall should be]