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Worst acting I've ever seen. No one in this movie has a normal conversation. Every time The Goblin eats someone it looks like they're 69ing and I'm pretty sure the mom is preggo with it's child at the end. Hilarious but unintentionally.

Well, I must admit that I had expected just a bit more than what "Goblin" turned out to be. I mean, at least I had hoped for a proper creature feature of sorts, but instead I was served a slow paced storyline with a horribly CGI animated goblin.

One might hope that a movie such a the 2020 "Goblin" from writer Rosa Parnake and director Chris Lee would have turned out to be an interesting movie and a good addition to the creature feature genre, but that was most certainly not the case.

The storyline in "Goblin" was just so generic it was boring to watch. And it didn't help much that the pacing of the movie was so incredibly slow. Nor did it help much that the dialogue was as horrible as the characters were one-dimensional. Yeah, it just wasn't the finest moment of cinema history here.

For a horror movie, then "Goblin" was anything but scary. There was virtually nothing scary in the movie, unless you count really, really bad CGI as being scary. If so, then you're in for a treat. It puzzles me that movies with this level is dubious CGI still get to see the light of day in 2020.

"Goblin" is a movie that you might as well give a very wide berth, because it was not entertaining, nor was it particularly enjoyable either. Yet, I managed to sit through the ordeal right up to the bitter end.

My rating of "Goblin" is a mere two out of ten stars. You are best off spending your time, money and effort elsewhere, trust me.

This is one hell of a mess and was the longest 68 minutes of my life. Terrible acting efforts, however, Joe Cummings managed to pull off his character. I wanted to punch the screen at my frustration at watching this. David Mason, wtf, has he never acted before, or even had any social interaction with anybody. Ashley Rene is well fit and kept my anger from boiling over into screen violence. Her acting ability might improve with experience. 1 star for the movie, Ashley Rene gets the other star. Expect nothing from this movie, put it on, walk out of the room, pop in after 11 minutes, hang around for about 20 seconds, leave again. You are safe to return after another 57 minutes.

Yep, it's a shoe-string budget. Yes, the CGI is pretty crap, but at least it's kept to a minimum. Though played straight, it's darkly funny, and I believe intentionally so. I'd go so far as to say that this is not really a horror film at all, except for the dysfunctional family depicted. The cast were pretty good; the antagonists made you hate them, the lead actress was sympathetic and easy on the eyes, and the kid playing her son was cute as hell. I can only guess that the negative reviews/ratings were from folks who were expecting a different kind of film and/or didn't get the humor. This is a quirky little film whose strengths outweigh its weaknesses, and is worth a watch.

I watched most of the film (had to fast forward through some of the parts though, because the acting was...clunky) but-the romantic development between the main actress and the goblin was heart wrenching. Romeo and Juliet can eat their heart out-these two made me laugh, cry, scream, pee-everything. I can't wait to read some fanfiction on the two. Might write some of my own. I hope that they both raise their child well together.

I really liked the father, but some of the other acting was mediocre. Little slow, but for a very low budget film it was not too bad. Dialogue was pretty good and the CGI Goblin wasn't that terrible for the budget. Wish there was blood though.

This is a posterchild of why you should not use CGI with a microbudget. It will almost inevitably come out looking cartoony and ridiculous. Combining that with a dark storyline about domestic abuse and over-the-top acting by the father and older son, you end up with almost constant tonal whiplash.

It's the kind of bad movie you find yourself enjoying because it feels like everyone involved cared about what they were putting together. I've seen way too many films where it feels like everyone is just there for a paycheck, so this is refreshing in that regard.

The acting was a little bit off. So was the editing for the Goblin. It looked like an instagram filter you put on the ground. The concept of the movie was pretty good though. Just the acting threw me off. Overall, it was okay.

Ignoring the awful cinematography, acting, writing and directing, the thing that truly upset me was the animal abuse. There was a dog "acting" in this movie, but some of the squeals and very scared sounds that the dog made sounded much too real and that indicates that the dog was abused during the filming of this movie. It's disgusting and absolutely horrendous. That dog deserves better.

Words cant describe how horrible this movie is. The acting- terrible, the script- unrealistic, the cinematography- just bad. I loved this movie. I think i lost brain cells and was endangering my acting career by watching it. Im surprised such film could be produced. Had an amazing time watching it. Please watch this movie.

This movie was about what I expected for lower budget,in house production. I tend to fall asleep if I'm not captivated so I missed the ending of thie film. I am half tempted to revisit just to see where it goes. Do they just cast anyone nowadays? I have seen children playing in the back yard with better skills. The old neighbor man was horrendous. I would blame it on language barrier but, I'm convinced that accent is just as bad as the acting. I don't even think the others were timing their lines correctly. The goblin was more convincing. Joe Cummings was the only actor in this film in my opinion.

My favorite scene was "oh gOd". It really added a lot to the film and I could listen the the soundtrack on repeat for the rest of my days, but I don't really have to because it played on a loop the entire film. Danny jr is the next best actor, a beacon of light for the acting community. He will be the next Johnny Depp.

Honestly, my favourite movie as of yet. Watched it with grandma and she approves. Not sure if the goblin knocked up Sarah or her dead husband though? Besides the possibly disturbing ending, pretty cool plot.

Best movie I've ever watched, feelings during this masterpiece of a film include shocked, scared, delighted, and inspired. The ending brought me to tears, very heartwarming and a lovely film to watch surrounded by loved ones. I fell in love with the characters and I know many of the lines by heart. Goblin brought me and my friends much closer together. This movie is for sure on my top ten movie list, maybe even my top five movie list. I would watch this movie every minute of every hour, every hour of every day, and every day of every month if I could. I loved this movie with my whole entire heart.