Thu, May 15, 2003
Tonight's feature: "Dinosaur Fighting Team Koseidon" (1975) 70 million years ago the dinosaurs vanished. Where did they go? Why underground of course. Now they're miffed and ready to crush the civilizations of mankind. Only the Gemini Defense Command, led by a hermaphroditic sibling combo can stop them. Butch can't leave well enough alone and becomes 50 ft. tall to join in the fun. Joan interviews gigantic monsters. Much hilarity and dino-exploding ensue.
Fri, Aug 15, 2003
Tonight's feature: "The Giant Gila Monster" (1959) A tiny Texas town is being menaced by a bell-crawling Gila monster the size of a bus. The only thing in this one horse town that can stop the menace is a young mechanic named Chase and his inexplicably placed girlfriend from Norway. Hear Chase belt out some ridiculous song on a toy banjo. See teenagers walk past a 50 foot lizard without batting an eye. Butch breaks a few hearts as he rips into some of today's hottest music acts...and the Patron Saint of B-movies drops by for a lesson on "petting" in cars. Raunchy.
Sun, Jun 15, 2003
Tonight's feature: "Teenagers from Outer Space" (1959) Alien teenagers (resembling middle-aged humans) land in "Everytown" USA with one thing on their mind...to turn the world into prime grazing land for some giant lobsters. The only hope for our "puny" species is a sensitive turn-coat alien, a skinny Earthling girl and her doddering old grandpa. Will Derrick thwart the plans of the evil aliens? Will Butch fall for another comic book ad? Will aliens offer better technical support than Microsoft? Yes. Heaven help us all.