Mom (TV Series)

Pork Butt and a Mall Walker (2019)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

Quotes 

• Bonnie : When're we gonna get together again?

  Jill : Real soon.

  Bonnie : [gestures to Jill's lawn statue]  Look at you, lying in front of Buddha. Everybody knows 'real soon' means 'I don't want to do it'.

• Jill : I've never seen Andy drunk before. I don't know how you're okay with Adam doing it.

  Christy : Honestly it doesn't bother me. When I see him have 1 1/2 beers, I remember I can't do that anymore, and when he gets sloppy, I'm glad I can't do that anymore.

• Tammy : [Christy gets up to use the bathroom]  I'll go with you.

  [to the ladies] 

  Tammy : You know what they say about BLTs, you don't buy them, you rent them.

  Jill : Isn't that true about all food?