Licorice Pizza (2021)
Alana Haim: Alana
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Quotes
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Alana : [during a fight] Este, don't you even look at me! Don't you even look at me! You're always looking at me!
Este : Oh, my...
Alana : What are you doing?
Este : I didn't even say anything!
Alana : What are you doing? What are you thinking, huh? "I'm Este. I work for mom and dad. I'm perfect! I'm a real estate agent. Alana doesn't have her life together. Alana brings home stupid boyfriends all the time."
Este : I mean...
Alana : I knew it! I knew that was what you were thinking. You're always thinking things, you thinker! You thinker! You think things!
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Alana : Fuck off, teenagers!
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Alana : What does your penis look like?
Lance Brannigan : What?
Alana : What does your penis look like?
Lance Brannigan : Like a regular penis, I guess.
Alana : Is it circumcised?
Lance Brannigan : Yeah...
Alana : Then you're a fucking Jew!
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Gary Valentine : You say everything twice.
Alana : I don't say everything twice! What is this, say everything twice?
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Alana : 'Soggy Bottom' sounds like someone shit their pants.
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Alana : I love you, Gary.
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Alana : You don't even know what's going on in the world. You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
Gary Valentine : It does.
Alana : No it doesn't.
Gary Valentine : Yes, it does.
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Alana : I'm cooler than you. Don't forget it.
Gary Valentine : I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
Alana : What was that?
Gary Valentine : I said "milady".
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Alana : Stop.
Gary Valentine : What?
Alana : I can hear you breathing. Stop.
Gary Valentine : Breathing?
Alana : Yes.
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Alana : Are you asking me out?
Gary Valentine : Yes.
Alana : I'm not going on a date with you, you're twelve.
Gary Valentine : You're funny. I'm fifteen.
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Gary Valentine : Hello, gorgeous.
Alana : Hello, handsome.
Gary Valentine : Come here often?
Alana : No, 'cause I'm not a teenager. I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.
Gary Valentine : Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?
Alana : Well, now that you mention it...
Gary Valentine : Boyfriend trouble?
Alana : No boyfriend. So I don't really have trouble.
Gary Valentine : Well, that's good.
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Alana : What's your name?
Waterbed Ted : Uh, Ted.
Alana : Ted.
Waterbed Ted : Yes.
Alana : Oh, Ted, I love that name.
Waterbed Ted : Okay...
Alana : My name's Alana.
Waterbed Ted : Hi, Alana.
Alana : Can I come and install the bed for you?
Waterbed Ted : What?
Alana : I'd lay it down and show you how it works. It moves in a similar way to the ocean... wet inside. And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted, I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions.
Waterbed Ted : Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana. Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?
Alana : Oh, well. Eager. I have to wait until my work is done.
Waterbed Ted : Oh, yeah?
Alana : Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day.
Waterbed Ted : Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?
Alana : Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.
Waterbed Ted : Sounds like it.
Alana : He keeps me locked up inside. But you know what, Ted?
Waterbed Ted : What's that?
Alana : I know you're gonna love our wet beds. You know what they come with?
Waterbed Ted : What's that?
Alana : A wood headboard. And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall.
Waterbed Ted : That sounds great.
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Jon Peters : How about your dad? You have a good relationship with your dad?
Alana : Yeah.
Jon Peters : What does he do?
Alana : Real estate.
Jon Peters : Did he reach you how to drive? You're good at it! It's not easy... Gary can't do it.
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Alana : I don't understand, but... I'm sexy, right?