The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Grasshopper Experiment (2007)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : Sheldon, what are you going to have?
Sheldon : I'll have a Diet Coke.
Penny : Okay, can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon : Fine. I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny : That's, um, Rum and Coke without the Rum.
Sheldon : Yes.
Penny : So, Coke.
Sheldon : Yes... And would you make it Diet?
Penny : There's a can in the fridge.
Sheldon : A Cuba Libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.
Penny : Then swim to Cuba.
Sheldon : Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.
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Penny : I need some guinea pigs.
Sheldon : O-kay, there's a lab animal supply company in Reseda you could try. But if your research is going to have human applications, may I suggest white mice instead; their brain chemistry is far closer to ours.
Penny : I swear to God, Sheldon, one day I'm going to get the hang of talking to you.
Leonard : His mom's been saying that for years.
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Penny : [Penny is practicing mixing drinks] Okay, who's next
Howard Wolowitz : I'd like to try a slippery nipple.
Penny : Okay, you're cut off.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I don't believe it. What's gotten into him?
Penny : Oh, just a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kinda slutty.
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Raj Koothrappali : Haven't you been listening to me? I cannot talk to women!
Leonard : ...Um, Raj...
Wolowitz : No no, let's see how long it takes him.
Penny : Raj, you say you can't talk to women, but you've been talking to me!
Sheldon : And now we'll never know.