The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Grasshopper Experiment (2007)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : [Raj walks in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment holding his laptop open, with his parents on the screen via a webcam] Leonard, may I present, live from New Delhi, Doctor and Mrs Vyan Koothrappali.
Leonard : [waves cheerfully] Hi!
Dr. Koothrappali : Lift up the camera! I'm looking at his crotch!
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Penny : I need some guinea pigs.
Sheldon : O-kay, there's a lab animal supply company in Reseda you could try. But if your research is going to have human applications, may I suggest white mice instead; their brain chemistry is far closer to ours.
Penny : I swear to God, Sheldon, one day I'm going to get the hang of talking to you.
Leonard : His mom's been saying that for years.
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Raj Koothrappali : [to Sheldon] If you do not stop hitting on my lady, you will feel the full extent of my wrath!
Leonard : I'm not hitting on her!
Lalita : And I am not your lady!
Wolowitz : And you have no wrath.
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Raj Koothrappali : Go ahead, tell my parents why they won't have any grandchildren.
Sheldon : How would I know? Do you have a low sperm count?
Raj Koothrappali : This has nothing to do with my sperm count.
Mrs. Koothrappali : You are wearing the boxers that we sent you, aren't you?
Raj Koothrappali : Yes, Mumi.
Mrs. Koothrappali : Because you know what happens to the samosas when you wear tighty-whities.
Raj Koothrappali : Can we please stop talking about my testicles? Sheldon, tell them what you did.
Sheldon : What did I do?
Leonard : You left with his date. Friends don't do that to each other.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I don't believe it. What's gotten into him?
Penny : Oh, just a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kinda slutty.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Wait a minute. What's the plan here? Lets say he meets her, he likes her, they get married. What's he gonna do, stay drunk for the rest of his life?
Howard Wolowitz : Worked for my parents.
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Raj Koothrappali : [after Sheldon leaves with Lalita] What just happened?
Leonard Hofstadter : Beats the hell out of me.
Howard Wolowitz : I'll tell you what happened. I just learned how to pick up Indian chicks.
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Leonard Hofstadter : So you're not going to see her again?
Sheldon Cooper : Why would I see her again? I already have a dentist.
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Raj Koothrappali : Haven't you been listening to me? I cannot talk to women!
Leonard : ...Um, Raj...
Wolowitz : No no, let's see how long it takes him.
Penny : Raj, you say you can't talk to women, but you've been talking to me!
Sheldon : And now we'll never know.