"The Big Bang Theory" The Grasshopper Experiment (TV Episode 2007) Poster

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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  • Wolowitz : Is it just me, or does web chatting with your clothes on seem a little pointless.

  • Howard Wolowitz : I bet they love "Scrubs".

    Sheldon : What's there not to love.

  • Raj Koothrappali : [to Sheldon]  If you do not stop hitting on my lady, you will feel the full extent of my wrath!

    Leonard : I'm not hitting on her!

    Lalita : And I am not your lady!

    Wolowitz : And you have no wrath.

  • Wolowitz : The last girl my mom set me up with had a mustache and a vestigial tail.

  • Penny : [Penny is practicing mixing drinks]  Okay, who's next

    Howard Wolowitz : I'd like to try a slippery nipple.

    Penny : Okay, you're cut off.

  • Howard Wolowitz : [calling Lalita pretending to be Raj]  So, what are you wearing?

  • Leonard Hofstadter : Wait a minute. What's the plan here? Lets say he meets her, he likes her, they get married. What's he gonna do, stay drunk for the rest of his life?

    Howard Wolowitz : Worked for my parents.

  • Sheldon Cooper : How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?

    Howard Wolowitz : Every year at Comic Con. Every day at Disneyland. You can hire Snow White to come to your house... Of course, they prefer it if you have a kid.

  • Raj Koothrappali : [after Sheldon leaves with Lalita]  What just happened?

    Leonard Hofstadter : Beats the hell out of me.

    Howard Wolowitz : I'll tell you what happened. I just learned how to pick up Indian chicks.

  • Raj Koothrappali : Haven't you been listening to me? I cannot talk to women!

    Leonard : ...Um, Raj...

    Wolowitz : No no, let's see how long it takes him.

    Penny : Raj, you say you can't talk to women, but you've been talking to me!

    Sheldon : And now we'll never know.

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