"The Big Bang Theory" The Grasshopper Experiment (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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Quotes 

  • Penny : Sheldon, what are you going to have?

    Sheldon : I'll have a Diet Coke.

    Penny : Okay, can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.

    Sheldon : Fine. I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.

    Penny : That's, um, Rum and Coke without the Rum.

    Sheldon : Yes.

    Penny : So, Coke.

    Sheldon : Yes... And would you make it Diet?

    Penny : There's a can in the fridge.

    Sheldon : A Cuba Libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.

    Penny : Then swim to Cuba.

    Sheldon : Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.

  • Penny : I need some guinea pigs.

    Sheldon : O-kay, there's a lab animal supply company in Reseda you could try. But if your research is going to have human applications, may I suggest white mice instead; their brain chemistry is far closer to ours.

    Penny : I swear to God, Sheldon, one day I'm going to get the hang of talking to you.

    Leonard : His mom's been saying that for years.

  • Leonard : Okay, now do you really need the Honorary Justice League of America membership card?

    Sheldon : It's been in every wallet I've owned since I was five.

    Leonard : Why?

    Sheldon : It says, "Keep this on your person at all times". It's right here under Batman's signature.

  • Sheldon : [on the phone]  This is Doctor Sheldon Cooper. Yeah, I need to cancel my membership to the Planetarium... Well I'm sorry too, but there's just no room for you in my wallet... Yeah, I understand, but it was between you and the Museum of Natural History, and frankly, you don't have dinosaurs... Well I'll miss you too. Bye bye.

  • Howard Wolowitz : I bet they love "Scrubs".

    Sheldon : What's there not to love.

  • Raj Koothrappali : Go ahead, tell my parents why they won't have any grandchildren.

    Sheldon : How would I know? Do you have a low sperm count?

    Raj Koothrappali : This has nothing to do with my sperm count.

    Mrs. Koothrappali : You are wearing the boxers that we sent you, aren't you?

    Raj Koothrappali : Yes, Mumi.

    Mrs. Koothrappali : Because you know what happens to the samosas when you wear tighty-whities.

    Raj Koothrappali : Can we please stop talking about my testicles? Sheldon, tell them what you did.

    Sheldon : What did I do?

    Leonard : You left with his date. Friends don't do that to each other.

  • Leonard : The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition.

    Sheldon : With certain obvious exceptions. Suicide, for example.

  • Sheldon Cooper : I can practically smell the lotus blossoms woven into your ebony hair.

    Lalita Gupta : Well thanks. I imagine you smell very nice too.

    Sheldon Cooper : I shower twice a day and wash my hands as often as I can.

    Lalita Gupta : Really? So do I.

    Raj Koothrappali : But you're a dentist. He's nuts.

  • Lalita Gupta : So Sheldon, tell me more about this princess you say I look like.

    Sheldon Cooper : It was said that the gods fashioned her eyes out of the stars and that roses were ashamed to bloom in the presence of her ruby lips.

  • Sheldon Cooper : How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?

    Howard Wolowitz : Every year at Comic Con. Every day at Disneyland. You can hire Snow White to come to your house... Of course, they prefer it if you have a kid.

  • Leonard Hofstadter : So you're not going to see her again?

    Sheldon Cooper : Why would I see her again? I already have a dentist.

  • Raj Koothrappali : Haven't you been listening to me? I cannot talk to women!

    Leonard : ...Um, Raj...

    Wolowitz : No no, let's see how long it takes him.

    Penny : Raj, you say you can't talk to women, but you've been talking to me!

    Sheldon : And now we'll never know.

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