Pushing Daisies (TV Series)

Comfort Food (2008)

Swoosie Kurtz: Lily Charles

Quotes 

• [Dwight Dixon is looking for the watch that he thinks is in Chuck's coffin but which Lily actually has. She confronts him with a loaded shotgun] 

  Lily Charles : The way I see this, we both got something you want.

  Dwight Dixon : What would that be... my... spicy cocktail?

  Lily Charles : I got my daughter's watch... and you got your insides where you want 'em.

• Emerson Cod : [ingratiatingly]  Lily! Delighted.

  Lily Charles : Can the crap and sell it to the tourists. What are you doing here, Cod?

  Emerson Cod : What in the hell are you doing here?

  Lily Charles : Waiting for Dwight Dixon.

  Emerson Cod : Well, uh, he may, uh, disappoint - men do that. What's with the shotgun?

  Lily Charles : Military salute.

  Emerson Cod : [incredulously]  For Dwight Dixon?

  Lily Charles : For Charles! But if I happen to miss and blow Dwight's head off - purely by accident - well, that's something my lawyers can pretty much sort out later.