Mom (TV Series)

Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show (2019)

Kristen Johnston: Tammy Diffendorf

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• Tammy : Minor issue, Patty's planning to leave and kidnap her daughter, that's not the word she used but that's what it is.

• Bonnie : I think the reason we love candy canes is they give us the same feeling as putting coke on our gums.

  Marjorie : [eating peppermint pie]  It kind of does! And I won't be vacuuming naked at 3 in the morning.

  Tammy : Okay, I know what I want for Christmas, a videotape of Marjorie on cocaine!

  Bonnie : That wouldn't be on video, it'd be chiseled on a cave wall.

• Jill : If we were dating, would you take me home to meet your mama?

  Tammy : Are we exclusive? Does every date end in a sleepover? Have we taken a bath together?

  Jill : Yes to all three.

  Tammy : Then I would definitely take you home and parade you around the local Appleby's.

  Jill : Awww, I don't know what an Appleby's is, but Tammy's a good boyfriend!

• Wendy : [Jill won't stop obsessing over a woman in Andy's picture]  Oh my God, just call him already! You have a great boyfriend, Jill, so stop inventing drama! You got a question, ask him already, or get ready to sit home with me every Saturday night and knit socks!

  Tammy : Hey Wendy, if you're knitting socks, I'm a size 10 1/2 and I like the ones with little toes on them, like foot mittens.