A Film with Me in It (2008)

Dylan Moran: Pierce

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• Mark : This is a lie Pierce.

  Pierce : Shut up! It's not. It's the new truth.

• Pierce : Is he dead because you did a murder?

• Pierce : And, I just want to say now before we get into this, that you are being very critical of pretty much everything I'm coming up with right now, and that's making it a bit hard, I have to say. Just a bit. And I would really appreciate any kind of support, or indeed presence, that you could muster so I didn't feel like I was trudging in a void, like a fucking ghost, alone. Ok? Cheers.

• Pierce : What are you going to do? A frap in the eye, or a fucking clarinet up the hole?

• Pierce : Can you please just tell this woman what has happened in this flat, okay? And, I'm going to make tea. I'm going to make tea.

• Mark : What we *do* have from today is a good story for your script.

  Pierce : Who do you want to play you?

  Mark : Me, I'm playing me.

  Pierce : You're too old.

• [last lines] 

  Pierce : You okay? I have to get back to this. I have to carry on with this...

• Pierce : Mark, Mark when I went upstairs there were two people who were not alive in your flat, weren't there?

  Mark : Yeah

  Pierce : How many are there now?

• Jack : Hello Pierce. Smart. Did you get my letter?

  Pierce : Look, you're supposed to send this shit to me, okay? It's the law. So whenever I appeal whatever the fuck you're on about which I will...

  Jack : Ah, really? I never had you down as a lawyer, Pierce, hm? A complete and utter waste of space, a boozer, somebody who likes the horses, but... never had you down as a lawyer, son.

  Pierce : Y-you fucking register this... legal envelope otherwise it's... nix... felicitat! Okay? And... and you fucking send it to me. Here, here.

  [grabs coins out of pocket and throws them at Jack] 

  Pierce : Put that towards it. Leave me alone.

• Pierce : What the hell is that?

  Mark : Clarinet stand.