King of the Hill (TV Series)

Raise the Steaks (2007)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : Firm, but with a little give. Yup, these are medium rare.

  Bobby Hill : What if somebody wants theirs well-done?

  Hank Hill : We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.

• Farmer : Mornin' Hank. Say goodbye to Victor over there. I'm takin' him to the slaughterhouse.

  Hank Hill : Well okay, but it's not so much "goodbye" as it is "see ya later".

• Hank Hill : It's the best steak I have ever eaten. Peggy, I think we need to say grace again.

• Bobby Hill : How do you know when a cow is ripe? Do you squeeze it?

  Hank Hill : No, you don't wanna do anything to upset 'em, Bobby. Just talk to 'em. To them, our conversation is like tenderizer.