- Missy Cooper: [a Pastor Jeff and Officer Robin rush off after getting married] Where are they going in such a hurry?
- Sheldon Cooper: Probably to unwrap their presents.
- Meemaw: Something's getting unwrapped.
- Sheldon Cooper: Told you.
- Nathan: Hello. I'm Nathan.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave... Nathan.
- Nathan: Okay. But I'm taking my tape with me.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: That's fine.
- George Cooper Sr.: Who the hell is this?
- Sheldon Cooper: This is Nathan. He's been to four comic-cons.
- Meemaw: And he's leaving.
- Nathan: Are you sure?
- Meemaw: Beam your ass out of here.
- Nathan: Yes, Ma'am.
- [stands up]
- Nathan: One to beam up. Energize.
- [flashes the Vulcan hand symbol and transports away]
- Sheldon Cooper: Okay, that last part didn't happen, but boy, that would've been neat.
- Sheldon Cooper: That was so neat.