- Gordon Ramsay: Paris screams sex, glamor, indulgence and hedonism - everything that vegetarian food isn't but needs to be.
- Gordon Ramsay: How about 'Thank you', you miserable wee bitch? That's right, with a capital fucking B.
- [to Rachel, as he cooks in the kitchen and she stands there unappreciative]
- Gordon Ramsay: [to the waitress] So how would you describe the food?
- Stephanie: Not particularly spectacularly exceptional.
- Gordon Ramsay: [voiceover] Is this girl for real?
- Gordon Ramsay: I mean, I've seen some bad kitchens in my time but not quite as disorganized and fucking chaotic as this.
- Gordon Ramsay: It's a blessing in disguise that meat hasn't been cooked in this kitchen. Fuckin' hell. With hygiene standards this low, they would have been weeding out the customers by the coffin-load.