Amanda: [calling out from her sickbed] Are you masturbating in the bathroom, again?
Ken: [in the bathroom, grousing, while brushing his teeth] No, I'm not masturbating in the bathroom, again. I'm brushing my teeth! But that's a good idea. Maybe, I will masturbate in the bathroom - after I've brushed my teeth.
Pay no mind to the Liberal She-warriors! This short film is a testament to all married men who go through the exact same thing! Most times, the woman is not sick, just either lazy or wanting to "cuddle" and that's just crazy! For us men, it's always a battle! We always do those things that wives want us to do but the wives don't necessarily take the 50/50 commitment seriously. I always say, the #1 thing that kills sex in a relationship is the wedding cake! Don't let them eat it!