The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Gone in a Flash (2008)

James Patrick Stuart: Private

Quotes 

• The Skipper : Private, these sardine smoothies are top-notch. What's your secret?

  Private : Love, sir. I made them with love.

  The Skipper : Love?

  Kowalski : It's a chemical reaction in the brain inducing bliss. Highly addictive.

  The Skipper : [knocks the smoothie from Rico's wing]  No more love in the smooties! We gotta stay sharp. The concrete jungle is an elusive mistress who may call us into action at any given moment.

• [Maurice and the penguins are in a subway railroad] 

  Maurice : Gotta... rest.

  The Skipper : No dice. We need to be back at the zoo by 0900.

  Kowalski : Which doesn't give us much time.

  Private : We should go faster.

  Maurice : There is no way I can go any faster.

  The Skipper : Oh, I'll bet the old D-train will change your tune.

  [the penguins slide along the rails] 

  Maurice : The what?

  [a subway train approaches; Maurice runs faster to avoid it] 

• The Skipper : Scuff marks from a portly lemur. My guess, he stumbled backwards. But why?

  Kowalski : Perhaps a localized seismic event of unknown origin, Skipper.

  Private : Or maybe the camera's flash blinded him.

  The Skipper : Sounds a little preposterous, Private. But just in case... Kowalski, run a temporarily blinded portly lemur scenario, pronto.

  Kowalski : Stand right here, Rico.

  [after some calculations, pushes Rico off the ledge; he bounces off the inflatable castle and lands on a trashcan] 

  Kowalski : That confirms our target fell into this waste receptacle.

  The Skipper : El excelente! I know exactly what happened. Into the can, men.