The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Tangled in the Web (2009)

James Patrick Stuart: Private

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Quotes 

• Marlene : A computer is a machine the people use to avoid work, mainly by watching silly little videos.

  Maurice : You're saying those cameras are there so the whole world can watch us?

  Skipper : Like hawks!

  Kowalski : Except for the swooping down and devouring us part.

  Private : Hopefully.

• Skipper : This madness ends now!

  Private : Hello, Skipper. Care for a bite?

  Skipper : We're busting you out, Private.

  Private : Oh, I don't think that's possible, Skipper. Between the slipping and the falling I'm booked solid.

  Skipper : Just as I feared. You've been brainwashed.

  Private : I've been brainwashed?

  Skipper : Yes, you've been brainwashed.

  Private : [droning]  Brainwashed.

  Skipper : You don't want your brain washed.

  Private : I don't want my brain washed.

• Skipper : Here's the plan: we give them zip. Nobody move a muscle.

  Private : Uh, Skipper? I-I really need to...

  Skipper : Go, go, go!

  [Private leaves; offscreen toilet flush; Private returns] 

  Private : Much better. Thank you.

• Private : [starting to crack with hunger]  The tastetiness!

  Skipper : We're losing Private. Rico, talk some sense into him.

  [Rico slaps Private] 

  Private : Thanks, Skipper.

  Skipper : I knew you'd listen to reason.

• Skipper : Glad to have you back, Private.

  Private : Thanks, Skipper. Although I do miss the Flippy lifestyle.

  Skipper : Still a little brainwashed, I see? Rico?

  [Rico slaps Private] 

  Private : Much better, Skipper.