The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Crown Fools (2009)

Nicole Sullivan: Marlene

Quotes 

• Skipper : I've taken down an angry walrus with a wing and a prayer, and another wing. I can handle anything.

  Marlene : Except fun.

  Skipper : Especially fun. Right, men?

  [the others look away and agree weakly] 

• Skipper : All right, I take full responsiblity for this. Well, ninety percent.

  Marlene : Hey, I said "have fun", I didn't say "go nuts".

• Marlene : How about this? I quiet down the screamer, while you guys get the crown back. Sounds like a plan?

  Skipper : That does sound like a plan. Men, commence Operation: Give The Furry Cry-Baby His Bottle.

• King Julien : My head is naked, my head is nude. My head is crownless, and dark is my mood.

  Marlene : Crazy poetry. 'S good stuff.

• Skipper : You might want to watch out for those ninjas, Marlene.

  Marlene : Don't you mean bowling pins?

  Skipper : I mean ninjas. Don't you see the little faces on them?

• King Julien : I want my crown!

  Marlene : And I have your crown. A crown that you will love as much as you love yourself because...

  [Puts a novelty drinking cup with Julien's head on its lid upon Julien's head] 

  Marlene : It's you!

  Marlene : [imitating Julien's accent]  I am sensing that there is an awesome amount of fabulousness here.

  King Julien : [looking at himself in mirror]  It is hot with handsomeness.

  Marlene : And here's the best part!

  [Puts straw on Julien's mouth; he sips] 

  King Julien : Hmm. My need for beauty and my need for fizzy drink; both are satisfied.

  [He sucks on the straw until the cup collapses] 

  King Julien : Ah! My little head!

  [He tosses aside the cup; it lands on top of Maurice's head] 

  Mort : I like you hideously disfigured.

• Marlene : [speaking on a walkie-talkie]  What's going on down there?

  Kowalski : Marlene, good news. The crown has been found.

  Marlene : That's great! Wait... Where's Skipper?

  Kowalski : Skipper is unable to take your call right now. He is about to battle a giant mutated rodent.

  Marlene : Oh!

  [confused] 

  Marlene : Huh?

• Marlene : Why are you guys working anyway? Come on, it's Fun Day.

  Skipper : Fun Day? Rico, code blue! Private, make a weapons check! Kowalski, options for... hey, hey, whoa, whoa! What's Fun Day?

  Kowalski : Few humans visit on Mondays, thus our zoo overlords have renamed Monday "Fun Day".

  Skipper : Why wasn't this in my morning briefing? How am I to know this stuff?

  [Camera pulls back to show a large sign reading "Fun Day!" hanging over the penguin habitat] 

  Skipper : Come on, people! I'm not a mind reader!