The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Crown Fools (2009)

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski, Rat #1

Quotes 

• Kowalski : We're all in this together.

  [a steel cage falls around them] 

  Kowalski : And by this, I mean a steel cage trap.

• Marlene : [speaking on a walkie-talkie]  What's going on down there?

  Kowalski : Marlene, good news. The crown has been found.

  Marlene : That's great! Wait... Where's Skipper?

  Kowalski : Skipper is unable to take your call right now. He is about to battle a giant mutated rodent.

  Marlene : Oh!

  [confused] 

  Marlene : Huh?

• Marlene : Why are you guys working anyway? Come on, it's Fun Day.

  Skipper : Fun Day? Rico, code blue! Private, make a weapons check! Kowalski, options for... hey, hey, whoa, whoa! What's Fun Day?

  Kowalski : Few humans visit on Mondays, thus our zoo overlords have renamed Monday "Fun Day".

  Skipper : Why wasn't this in my morning briefing? How am I to know this stuff?

  [Camera pulls back to show a large sign reading "Fun Day!" hanging over the penguin habitat] 

  Skipper : Come on, people! I'm not a mind reader!