The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Little Zoo Coupe/All Choked Up (2009)

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski, Pigeon, Chameleon, Narrator

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Quotes 

• Kowalski : That bomb is not coming out. We could send a man inside to defuse it if we were about yea tall.

  Skipper : And how close are we from shrink ray technology?

  Kowalski : 700 years.

  Skipper : [tosses aside a device next to him]  Curse you, shrink ray!

  Kowalski : Make that 712.

• Kowalski : Okay, do you see the bomb?

  Mort : Um, I see and old squeaky toy. Wait, I see it! I see the bomb!

  Kowalski : Good. Now separate the blue and yellow wires from their sheating, reverse the polarity, and splice both to the ground lead, which should be a slightly thicker copper wire. Am I going too fast for you?

  Mort : Um, okay. Which of the colors is blue?

  [the penguins sigh exasperatedly] 

  Mort : Is this the blue one?

  [Rico shrieks] 

  Kowalski : No, I believe that's a kidney.

• Kowalski : Are you challenging us to a race?

  King Julien : Am I? Yes! You understand what I am doing before I am even doing it!

• Kowalski : Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

  Skipper : Gentlemen, our car is officially boss.

• Skipper : Our car's not babyish!

  Kowalski : It is strategically... adorable.

• Kowalski : You need to get to the bottom of the stomach.

  Mort : Down the spiral staircase?

  Kowalski : Take the elevator. It's quicker.

• Skipper : Well, Rico, I'm sorry it has to come to this, but I had Kowalski whip up a little concoction I like to call... Number Twelve!

  Kowalski : Two scoops of squirrel lint, a dash of baboon spit, used kitty litter, one hippo toenail, and anything we could find in the monkey cages. Whoa, mama!

• Kowalski : You, simian! You cost us the race. You can't go around flinging your banana peels willy-nilly!

  Mason : Well, he's got you there, Phil. It's not like poo. There are consequences.

• Kowalski : Looks like she's burying the evidence, Skipper... above ground, standing up, in the busiest crossroads of the zoo.

  Skipper : Putting her gruesome handiwork on display? How sick is this woman?

• Skipper : So that's their game. Blowing us up one by one with unregurgitatable gut bombs. Horrified, yet impressed.

  Kowalski : It's so obvious. I should have seen it coming. I'm sorry, Rico. I blame myself.

  Private : No Rico! No...

  Skipper : Not Rico! Not anybody! Kowalski, status report.

  Kowalski : 22 minutes, 46 seconds.

  Skipper : Then we've got 22 minutes and 45 seconds to get that bomb out of our buddy's belly. Rico, my friend, we are gonna teach you to spew again!

• Skipper : I smuggled this out of the souvenir gift shop.

  Kowalski : A nature documentary?

  Skipper : Wait for it.

  [Plays movie] 

  Documentary Narrator : This is Antarctica. Icy home to the playful penguin.

  Private : Hey, that looks like uncle Nigel.

  [Roaring from documentary] 

  Documentary Narrator : Now prey for the insatiable blood thirst of this leopard seal.

  Kowalski : Oh, that image will haunt me!

  Skipper : It's just a boring... documentary.

  Documentary Narrator : Betcha can't eat just one, Mr. Seal.

  [Private, Skipper, and Kowalski throw up into bags] 

• Skipper : Well, Rico, looks like it's game over. I never thought it would end this way, but I just want you to know... I love you, you crazy knucklehead.

  Kowalski : I also love you, in the same way expressed previously... dude.

  Private : [Hugging Rico]  I love you too, Rico!

  [Rico starts to retch] 

  Mort : [Inside Rico]  And I love this popcorn. It's a little wet, though.

  [Rico's stomach rumbles] 

  King Julien : Eh, what is that noise?

  Skipper : [breaking down]  I'm not good with words - well, actually, neither are you - but I just wanna say... you are my brother!

  Kowalski : That's poetry, Skipper.

  King Julien : I don't know about him, but this mush is making me want to blow chunks.

  Skipper : Do you mind?

  Private : Wherever the sun lays its head, there the land will whisper, "Rico. Rico."

  Kowalski : [breaking down]  Okay, now that's poetry!

  [They all cry and hug each other; Julien joins in; they all glare at him] 

  King Julien : I just want to see a penguin throw up.

• Skipper : Take a look at our future, men. Phase Two: robot animals.

  Kowalski : It's a classic cost-cutting manuever. Replacement and elimination.

  Skipper : But there's...

  [Counts to himself] 

  Skipper : ...*four* things they didn't count on. The war on robots begins...

  [pause] 

  Kowalski : Uh, Skip...

  [Skipper signals to wait] 

  Skipper : ...now!

• Kowalski : Course is ready to roll, Skipper.

  [One of the cones starts to move] 

  Skipper : What the deuce?

  Kowalski : Oh, for pity's sake! If the cones are going to move by themselves, why do I measure?

  [They remove the cone; Marlene was underneath] 

  Marlene : Hi, guys!

  Skipper : Marlene! Who was on cone stowaway duty?

  [Kowalski, Private and Rico point at each other] 

• Kowalski : Course is ready to roll, Skipper.

  [One of the cones starts to move] 

  Skipper : What the...?

  Kowalski : Oh, for pity's sake! If the cones are going to move by themselves, why do I measure?

  [They remove the cone; Marlene was underneath] 

  Marlene : Hi, guys!

  Skipper : Marlene! Who was on cone stowaway duty?

  [Kowalski, Private and Rico point at each other]