The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Little Zoo Coupe/All Choked Up (2009)

Andy Richter: Mort

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Quotes 

• Kowalski : Okay, do you see the bomb?

  Mort : Um, I see and old squeaky toy. Wait, I see it! I see the bomb!

  Kowalski : Good. Now separate the blue and yellow wires from their sheating, reverse the polarity, and splice both to the ground lead, which should be a slightly thicker copper wire. Am I going too fast for you?

  Mort : Um, okay. Which of the colors is blue?

  [the penguins sigh exasperatedly] 

  Mort : Is this the blue one?

  [Rico shrieks] 

  Kowalski : No, I believe that's a kidney.

• Kowalski : You need to get to the bottom of the stomach.

  Mort : Down the spiral staircase?

  Kowalski : Take the elevator. It's quicker.

• King Julien : Oh, metal wiseman. Show me who is the smartest of all creatures?

  [Robot points right; Julien quickly moves to where he's pointing] 

  King Julien : That is right! Yes, me.

  Mort : Oh, make the shiny man do magic again!

  King Julien : Now show me who has the most attractive bottom?

  [Robot points left; Julien moves his butt to where he's pointing] 

  King Julien : Amazing! How does it know?

• Skipper : Well, Rico, looks like it's game over. I never thought it would end this way, but I just want you to know... I love you, you crazy knucklehead.

  Kowalski : I also love you, in the same way expressed previously... dude.

  Private : [Hugging Rico]  I love you too, Rico!

  [Rico starts to retch] 

  Mort : [Inside Rico]  And I love this popcorn. It's a little wet, though.

  [Rico's stomach rumbles] 

  King Julien : Eh, what is that noise?

  Skipper : [breaking down]  I'm not good with words - well, actually, neither are you - but I just wanna say... you are my brother!

  Kowalski : That's poetry, Skipper.

  King Julien : I don't know about him, but this mush is making me want to blow chunks.

  Skipper : Do you mind?

  Private : Wherever the sun lays its head, there the land will whisper, "Rico. Rico."

  Kowalski : [breaking down]  Okay, now that's poetry!

  [They all cry and hug each other; Julien joins in; they all glare at him] 

  King Julien : I just want to see a penguin throw up.

• King Julien : Who is burping up the stinking fog of lint, and spit, and unspeakable things from a kitten, and... Oof! I don't even want to know what that fart was.

  Mort : Ooh, it smells like the circus!

  [the penguins take Mort] 

  Mort : Am I going to the circus too?

  [They shove Mort down Rico's throat] 

  Mort : Why is the circus so dark and smelly? Hey, there's popcorn down here. Hooray!