The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Needle Point/Eclipsed (2009)

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski, Speak & Spell

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Quotes 

• Private : Skipper, something's wrong with the sun.

  Skipper : He finally did it!

  Private : Who did what?

  Skipper : My mad dolphin nemesis, Dr. Blowhole! He blew out the sun!

  Kowalski : Actually, according to my calculations, it is the rare cosmic event known as a solar eclipse.

  Rico : Huh?

  Skipper : Are you sure it's not the crazed handiwork of my marine mammal foe?

  Kowalski : It's totally natural. The moon is between the sun and the Earth... Ooh, it's a total eclipse! Wow! Are you as totally stoked about this as I am?

• Skipper : Kowalski, options.

  Kowalski : We'll need a diversion. I suggest releasing the spider monkeys. Bedlam is their middle name.

  Skipper : They never disappoint.

  Kowalski : Amid the chaos, we escape through the south entrance.

  Skipper : Good. And then?

  Kowalski : Then, we get jobs as holiday store displays. When we've earned enough money, we build a new secret lair, one with laser beams.

  Private : Ooh, laser beams!

• Kowalski : The point is, fear of medical professionals is completely unwarranted. Yes, the benefits to one's health and personal well being are much too important...

  Alice : Looks like you penguins are due for a visit to the dentist.

  Kowalski : The dentist? Aaaaah!

  [Runs away] 

  Private : But we don't have teeth.

• Skipper : Kowalski, analysis.

  Kowalski : I'm picking up good vibrations.

• Private : I don't mean to be cheeky, but why'd the doctor have to give the shots in the bum?

  Kowalski : Our fleshy buttocks make ideal distribution points for injected medicines. Ugh! Unfortunately.

• Kowalski : Skipper, I have what you're looking for.

  Skipper : Outstanding! So when's the next big eclipse?

  Kowalski : From today, 27 years, in Brazil.

  Private : Ooh, I've always wanted to go to Carnaval.

• Skipper : [as Kowalski goes to get his shot]  Be strong, Kowalski.

  Kowalski : [Gets his shot]  Good Galileo Galile-EEEEEEEEEE!

  Skipper : The man's a butcher.

• Kowalski : There is no reason to fear the doctor.

  Private : Except for his needle, and its slow burn of pain that...

  [Kowalski glares at Private] 

  Private : ... that's not as bad as it seems.