The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Mort Unbound/Roomies (2009)

Nicole Sullivan: Marlene

Quotes 

• Marlene : Here's a little something I try to keep close to my heart. Try to look for the best in people, because you'll always find it.

  Skipper : That's cute and naive, Marlene. Manfredi and Johnson were cute and naive - well, Manfredi was the cute one - 'till the little Nairobi surprise party.

• Skipper : Stay alert, men. We might not be dealing with 115.384 otters at all. We could be dealing with one enormous mutated 1,500-pound otter.

  Kowalski : Or we could be dealing with six fairly large, semi-mutated 250-pound otters.

  Private : Or 1,500 tiny one-pound otters. Right, Skipper?

  Skipper : I like where your head's at, Private.

  Marlene : Yeah, it's so not an otter.

  Skipper : Is it because of how horribly mutated it is?

  Marlene : What? No! Because it's a walrus.

  Kowalski : For the record, is this walrus mutated in any way?

• Marlene : Is that my hairbrush?

  Rhonda : Oh, is this yours? Here, I'm done with it anyway. Just be sure to clean it before you give it back.

  Marlene : Give it back? But it's my hairbrush.

  Rhonda : [sternly]  That's what I said. Just be sure to clean it before you give it back. Okay?

• Marlene : Don't you guys ever knock?

  Kowalski : Skipper thought you should see this.

  Private : The zoo transfer papers.

  Kowalski : According to this, your interloper - er, roommate - arrived in port this morning, on a class-F freigher.

  Marlene : And?

  Private : A class-F freigher is for animals weighing 1,500 pounds or more.

  Kowalski : If the average otter weighs 13 pounds, that means exactly 115.384 otters are headed this way.

• Marlene : Hi, I'm Marlene. You must be...

  Rhonda : Rat!

  [swats at Marlene] 

  Rhonda : Disgusting creature! Go away! Shoo!

  Marlene : Wait! I'm not a rat!

  Rhonda : Really? Because with that face, you must get mistaken for a rat all the time.

• Skipper : Well, I guess she wasn't a spy after all.

  Kowalski : Marlene, have you seen my invention anywhere?

  Marlene : It's right over... that is it was... lying right over... there?

  [Cut to Rhonda in the crate, holding Kowalski's invention and speaking into a walkie-talkie] 

  Rhonda : [British accent]  This is Agent 12 calling Dr. Blowhole with a priority one coded alert. Take me out to the ball game. Repeat, take me out to the ball game. Agent 12 out.