The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Mort Unbound/Roomies (2009)
James Patrick Stuart: Private, Joey
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Quotes
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Skipper : Kowalski, just what are we looking at here?
Kowalski : Isn't it obvious?
Private : Looks like a regular old fish to me.
Kowalski : That's because it is.
[Private turns to Rico, who shrugs "I don't know"]
Skipper : Fantastic. Uh, thanks for clearing that up, Kowalski. Meeting adjourned.
Kowalski : No, wait! It's a regular fish now, but when I zap it with my super ray, it will be a super fish. When we eat the super fish, we will get stronger bones, denser muscle mass, and best of all, remarkably shiny feathers.
Skipper : Aces, Kowalski! And here I thought you'd finally cracked.
[to Rico]
Skipper : Keep an eye on him. I think he's finally cracked.
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Skipper : Kowalski tell me you've got that antidote figured out.
Kowalski : Yeah, I... got nothing. No matter what I do, the formula's molecular structure fails to achieve low-energy orbitals.
Private : [tastes the antidote] Hmm, tart. Have you tried adding sugar?
Kowalski : Private, please. This is an intricate problem that requires that...
[gasps in realization]
Kowalski : Sugar! Of course! That's the answer! The monosaccaride will stablelize the entire solution!
Skipper : [high-ones Private] Good work, Private.
Private : Yes, well, I thought it needed the monostereo... thing.
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Skipper : Stay alert, men. We might not be dealing with 115.384 otters at all. We could be dealing with one enormous mutated 1,500-pound otter.
Kowalski : Or we could be dealing with six fairly large, semi-mutated 250-pound otters.
Private : Or 1,500 tiny one-pound otters. Right, Skipper?
Skipper : I like where your head's at, Private.
Marlene : Yeah, it's so not an otter.
Skipper : Is it because of how horribly mutated it is?
Marlene : What? No! Because it's a walrus.
Kowalski : For the record, is this walrus mutated in any way?
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Marlene : Don't you guys ever knock?
Kowalski : Skipper thought you should see this.
Private : The zoo transfer papers.
Kowalski : According to this, your interloper - er, roommate - arrived in port this morning, on a class-F freigher.
Marlene : And?
Private : A class-F freigher is for animals weighing 1,500 pounds or more.
Kowalski : If the average otter weighs 13 pounds, that means exactly 115.384 otters are headed this way.
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Mort : I'm normal me again... And I like me!
King Julien : Yes, and I hope you learned a lesson of value. Being a bully is no good.
Maurice : Wait a minute! You used Mort to bully everyone else!
King Julien : Maurice, we don't play the blame game here.
Private : Ahem!
[King Julien looks up and notices the giant Private glaring at him]
King Julien : All of the blame is mine! Just don't sit upon me!
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Joey : Why do you lot want my hay? You blokes don't even eat the stuff.
King Julien : No, but there's something else I like to do with it.
[Makes macramé Julien out of a blade of hay]
King Julien : Make macrames. Nice, huh?
Joey : Touch me hair again, and I'll snap you like a pencil
King Julien : Oh, really? Listen, if there is to be any snapping, it will be you who is the broken pencil, my friend. Mort?
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Skipper : Tell me you've got that antidote figured out.
Kowalski : Got nothing. No matter what I do, the formula's molecular structure fails to achieve low-energy orbitals.
Private : [Tastes the liquid] Tart. Have you tried adding sugar?
Kowalski : Please. This is an intricate problem that requires that... Sugar! Of course. That's the answer. The monosaccharide will stabilize the entire solution.
Skipper : Good job, Private.
Private : Well, I thought it needed the monostereo... thing.
Kowalski : Eureka! This will do the trick.