The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Misfortune Cookie/Lemur See, Lemur Do (2009)
Tom McGrath: Skipper
Quotes
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Skipper : [Groaning] General Tso and his shrimp beat me tonight. Oh, well played, General.
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Kowalski : When did you get a robot?
King Julien : Oh, do not be pretending, because I know it was you that sent this machine to mock me. Quit it!
Skipper : Well, Ringtail, we are working on a mocking you scenario.
Kowalski : Operation: Mock Julien.
Skipper : But it's still in the lab. It's still at Mach 2. We like to get to Mach 8 before implementation.
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Skipper : Kowalski, report.
Kowalski : The robot...
Rico : Boom.
King Julien : Aaaagh! What - what has been done by you to my poor Lemmy?
Kowalski : Well, we... It was an accident.
Private : We didn't mean to blow him up.
Rico : Kablamo!
King Julien : He was the only robot I was ever loving.
Skipper : We're sorry, Ringtail. We just knew what was best.
Rico : Kablamo!
King Julien : Kablowing him up was the best?
Rico : Kablamo!
Skipper : Okay, we said we knew what was best. We just didn't do what was best.
[Julien leaves, crestfallen]
Rico : [Sadly] Kablamo.
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Skipper : Don't play dumb with me, ringtail!
King Julien : Who says I am playing?
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Private : Skipper, I feel bad about this.
Skipper : Same here, young Private.
Kowalski : It's as if there's a deep, dark abyss in the center of your soul, and all that is light and good in the world is slipping into it.
Rico : Yup.
Kowalski : This must be what it feels like when you've done the wrong thing.
Private : We've never done the wrong thing before. I don't like it.
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Skipper : This is madness. Utter madness! That robot has to be decisive, forceful, able to take down an armed space squid from 50 yards.
Private : Right.
Skipper : You can't boogie your way out of a Martian invasion. Those space squids play for keeps.
Private : But what can we do about it?
Skipper : We need to extract that robot away from Julien's sick schooling, and teach him the penguin way.
Kowalski : Yes! We are getting a robot!
Skipper : Affirmative.
Private : But how do we get the robot away from Julien?
Mort : [Steps out of the shadows, speaks in onminous tone] Leave that to me.
Skipper : Um... okay.
Mort : [Cheerful] Really?
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Skipper : Rico, get a hold of yourself. Fortunes don't mean anything.
Private : But Skipper, yours did.
Skipper : That's called the exception that proves the rule.
Private : And mine.
Skipper : The other exception that...
Private : And Kowalski's
Skipper : All right, they were exceptional cookies! That still doesn't mean anything.
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Marlene : You want your fortune read, Rico?
[Rico spits out his fortune and gives it to Mason; Phil reads it and signs something]
Mason : Egad, are you sure you're reading that correctly?
Marlene : What's it say?
Mason : Uh... your smiles are like rays of sunshine, warm and inviting. My, look at the time, we must dash.
Skipper : Hold on, chimp! I smell monkey business.
Mason : You do?
Skipper : Yeah, I do. Rico, smile.
[Rico smiles]
Skipper : That is not a warm and inviting smile.
Kowalski : More like creepy and unsettling.
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Mason : I say, would you like Phil and I to read your fortune?
Skipper : Knock yourself out.
Mason : [Interpreting for Phil as he signs what the fortune says] Your decisive skills make you a natural born leader.
Skipper : That's nice, but what does the cookie say?
Mason : That is what it says.
Skipper : Oh. That is one perceptive cookie.