The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Misfortune Cookie/Lemur See, Lemur Do (2009)
Kevin Michael Richardson: Maurice, Duck
Quotes
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King Julien : Maurice! Mort!
Maurice : Is there something wrong, your majesty?
King Julien : Yes! Why didn't you tell me it was my birthday?
Maurice : Yeah, it's not your birthday.
King Julien : Of course it is. Otherwise why would you get me this ginormous present?
Maurice : We didn't give you a present.
Mort : I did.
Maurice : No, you didn't!
Mort : No, I did!... I didn't.
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Maurice : Your majesty, this isn't healthy. You need to shake this off.
King Julien : What's the use? I shall never be shaking this or even my booty ever again.
Mort : Foot hugging time! Yay!
[Hugs Julien's feet]
Maurice : Look at Mort hugging your feet! Doesn't that make you crazy? Doesn't that make you want to do something? Anything?
King Julien : It's not the same without my Lemmy.
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King Julien : How dare you accusing me of such outrageousness, like a snake!
Maurice : Yo, we got a snake to bit Rico! This'll convince those pen...
[Sees Skipper]
Maurice : Oh, well, forget it.
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King Julien : Maurice, I worry about those penguins. What could make them believe in curses?
Maurice : Short of that penguin meeting a foul end, nothing.
King Julien : Aha, but what if we made Freako...
Maurice : Rico.
King Julien : ...Rico meet a foul end? That would make them believe.
Maurice : Probably, but it wouldn't be a curse.
King Julien : Wouldn't it, Maurice? Are you sure?
Maurice : Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
King Julien : And I'm pretty not. No, no, wait! I'm pretty. Very, very pretty. So pretty! Mort, tell me I am pretty.
Mort : You are pretty.
King Julien : Thank you. See, Maurice? Mort agrees with me. Case closed.
Maurice : All right. What did you have in mind?