The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Misfortune Cookie/Lemur See, Lemur Do (2009)
James Patrick Stuart: Private, Scientist
Quotes
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Kowalski : Fortunes are mere superstitions.
King Julien : Yes, these stitions are super, and that is why you must listen to them! This is a curse. Your friend has been given a misfortune cookie!
Private : A what?
King Julien : A misfortune cookie. It is like a regular fortune cookie, except it is filled with hate, and bile!... and sugar... and evil!
Private : Oh! That doesn't sound good. Except for the sugar part.
King Julien : You need the sugar, or the bile will overwhelm the flavor.
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Skipper : Kowalski, report.
Kowalski : The robot...
Rico : Boom.
King Julien : Aaaagh! What - what has been done by you to my poor Lemmy?
Kowalski : Well, we... It was an accident.
Private : We didn't mean to blow him up.
Rico : Kablamo!
King Julien : He was the only robot I was ever loving.
Skipper : We're sorry, Ringtail. We just knew what was best.
Rico : Kablamo!
King Julien : Kablowing him up was the best?
Rico : Kablamo!
Skipper : Okay, we said we knew what was best. We just didn't do what was best.
[Julien leaves, crestfallen]
Rico : [Sadly] Kablamo.
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Private : Skipper, I feel bad about this.
Skipper : Same here, young Private.
Kowalski : It's as if there's a deep, dark abyss in the center of your soul, and all that is light and good in the world is slipping into it.
Rico : Yup.
Kowalski : This must be what it feels like when you've done the wrong thing.
Private : We've never done the wrong thing before. I don't like it.
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Skipper : This is madness. Utter madness! That robot has to be decisive, forceful, able to take down an armed space squid from 50 yards.
Private : Right.
Skipper : You can't boogie your way out of a Martian invasion. Those space squids play for keeps.
Private : But what can we do about it?
Skipper : We need to extract that robot away from Julien's sick schooling, and teach him the penguin way.
Kowalski : Yes! We are getting a robot!
Skipper : Affirmative.
Private : But how do we get the robot away from Julien?
Mort : [Steps out of the shadows, speaks in onminous tone] Leave that to me.
Skipper : Um... okay.
Mort : [Cheerful] Really?
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Skipper : Rico, get a hold of yourself. Fortunes don't mean anything.
Private : But Skipper, yours did.
Skipper : That's called the exception that proves the rule.
Private : And mine.
Skipper : The other exception that...
Private : And Kowalski's
Skipper : All right, they were exceptional cookies! That still doesn't mean anything.
