The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Misfortune Cookie/Lemur See, Lemur Do (2009)

Conrad Vernon: Mason

Quotes 

• Mason : [Reading fortune cookie]  You are careful and considerate.

  Kowalski : After careful consideration, I concur with the cookie.

• Marlene : You want your fortune read, Rico?

  [Rico spits out his fortune and gives it to Mason; Phil reads it and signs something] 

  Mason : Egad, are you sure you're reading that correctly?

  Marlene : What's it say?

  Mason : Uh... your smiles are like rays of sunshine, warm and inviting. My, look at the time, we must dash.

  Skipper : Hold on, chimp! I smell monkey business.

  Mason : You do?

  Skipper : Yeah, I do. Rico, smile.

  [Rico smiles] 

  Skipper : That is not a warm and inviting smile.

  Kowalski : More like creepy and unsettling.

• Mason : I say, would you like Phil and I to read your fortune?

  Skipper : Knock yourself out.

  Mason : [Interpreting for Phil as he signs what the fortune says]  Your decisive skills make you a natural born leader.

  Skipper : That's nice, but what does the cookie say?

  Mason : That is what it says.

  Skipper : Oh. That is one perceptive cookie.