The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Cat's Cradle/Monkey Love (2009)

James Patrick Stuart: Private, Joey, Driver

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Quotes 

• Private : Skipper, there's a scary man!

  Skipper : Well, gentlemen, it looks like they finally found me. Those Danes really know how to hold a grudge.

• Skipper : Private, options.

  Kowalski : Hello? I'm the options guy!

  Skipper : But not when it comes to matters of the heart. That's where young Private here shines.

  Kowalski : True, I have trouble understanding emotions, and feelings, and... women.

  Skipper : Yeah. Duh. Private, you're on!

  Private : Well, let's see...

  Marlene : Come on, Private. You know what to do. Moonlight, guitar, oysters!

  Private : Sorry, Marlene, but I was thinking that Phil could show off his machismo.

  Skipper : Machismo! Español! I like it!

• Skipper : Reach for the skies, chimps!

  Lulu : What...?

  Mason : Egad, penguin desperados, and they've got sticks!

  Kowalski : Aargh! That's right, matey, and ooh, argh! Shiver me timbers, and orgh, eergh, argh!

  Private : Kowalski, we're supposed to be desperados, not pirates.

  Kowalski : Really?

  [Rico sighs and leaps forward to attack] 

  Kowalski : The point is, we want all your bananas!

  Private : And there's no one here tough enough to stop us!

  Skipper : [Pointing at Mason]  Certainly not this milksop.

  Lulu : Hold on now. Mason may not be tough, but me... I'm from Hoboken!

  [Beats up penguins] 

• Mason : Egad, Phil! Don't be rash!

  Private : What is it?

  Mason : Phil is going to... speak to her.

  Skipper : Biscuits and gravy! We didn't run a scenario for that!

• Mason : I don't know, Marlene, but I don't think that's quite the way to capture a chimp's heart.

  [Suddenly the penguins pop out of a grate] 

  Skipper : You heard the chimp, men! We need a way to capture the lady chimp's heart. Kowalski, you...

  Marlene : Hello? Mason came to me for advice, therefore it's my mission, not yours.

  Kowalski : Ah, but use of the word "capture" automatically makes this a penguin operation.

  Private : Sorry, Marlene. Those are the rules.