The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Paternal Egg-Stinct (2009)

Danny Jacobs: King Julien, Popcorn Cart Guy

Quotes 

• King Julien : I demand custody of J.J. Look at all the danger you have heaved upon him.

  Skipper : Heaved? You're the heaver! The egg was aces 'til you pilfered him!

  King Julien : But I pilfered J.J. while he was on your watch, so you are responsible for my irresponsibility.

• Marlene : [to King Julien]  You laid an egg?

  Kowalski : Highly improbable. Mammals don't lay eggs. Unless... are you part platypus?

  King Julien : What? You are a partapuss.

• Maurice : You should just let it go. I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure whatever is in that egg, it ain't one of us.

  King Julien : Oh, really, Mister Smarty-booty? And where else would J.J. come from but an egg?

  Maurice : Well, mammals usually come from...

  [Whispers in Julien's ear] 

  King Julien : [Spit take]  Do not gross me out with nonsense, Maurice!

• King Julien : Longly have I wished for an heir to my throne. And now the spirits have delivered to me a son.

  Marlene : Delivered to you?

  King Julien : Yes, indirectly. I shall call him Julian Jr., J.J. I will raise him to be like me: handsome, intelligent, and most of all, humble.