- [Beverly's upset that Erica and Geoff are sharing an apartment]
- Beverly Goldberg: Okay, here's what's gonna happen; Barry and Erica are gonna move back here. We're gonna home-college them and occasionally let them into the backyard for vitamin D and free play.
- Murray Goldberg: I think everything's gonna be okay.
- Beverly Goldberg: You're okay with your sweet little peanut shacking up with that walking menace Geoff Schwartz?
- Murray Goldberg: Menace? They already spent the summer in a van half the size of a dorm room.
- Beverly Goldberg: That's beside the point.
- Murray Goldberg: She loves him. He loves her. I don't like anybody, and I like him!
- [Beverly is forcing the family to decide on a board game to play]
- Beverly Goldberg: The Game of Life?
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: I've already played it. Turns out there are no winners.
- [turns to Adam]
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: You'll see.
- [Adam's lab partner is a girl who he thinks is out of his league]
- Brea Bee: Look, Adam trust me. Once you get to know me, you're gonna like me.
- Adam Goldberg: Challenge accepted.