Quotes
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Sheriff Hanson : This is your car?
Worthington : Indeed not, my good man. I'm chauffeur... to this young gentleman.
Sheriff Hanson : Chauffeur, huh? We don't get too many of those up here.
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Jupiter Jones : You know, maybe you could help us. There was a girl we met last night. Red hair, pale eyes.
Bob Andrews : Real goofy. Off the wall. Believes in all this, uh, loony hocus pocus stuff. Just... absolutely nuts. Uh, her name's Caroline. Do you know her?
Sheriff Hanson : That's my daughter.
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Sheriff Hanson : [only a dog's head is seen peering into their tent] What's this thing? You in there, get out. Now.
Bob Andrews : Now a talking dog. Why not?
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Sheriff Hanson : [seeing Bob on Caroline's bed] The pervert's back!
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Sheriff Hanson : Terror Castle. Nobody's allowed up there. It's private property. And if I see you around here again, you'll be getting more than a warning. Don't eyeball me, boy!
Bob Andrews : Yes, sir.