Rugrats (TV Series)

Chanukah (1996)

Ron Leibman: Rabbi, Old Man

Quotes 

• Rabbi : Attention, everybody! Fred King is sick tonight, so Lowell Onsteen will be playing the part of the village kvetch.

  Lowell : [disappointed]  Village kvetch? You said I'd be playing the part of the king!

  Rabbi : I said you'd be replacing Mr. King.

• Angelica : Yecch! Topatoes? What kind of bobo-head makes pancakes out of topatoes?

  [Angelica throws the latke on the floor. A man in a dreidel costume carrying a box of donuts slips on it, spins around and falls down. An old man walks by and looks at the dreidel; the gimmel side is up] 

  Old Man : I win!

  [takes the entire box of donuts] 

• Rabbi : Now, remember, everyone, when Mr. Pickles lights the menorah, we... Oyde, where's Mr. Pickles?

  [Cut to Stu and Grandpa driving slowly] 

  Stu : I can't believe how slow this traffic is moving.

  Grandpa Lou : [sighs and rolls his eyes] 

  [pull out to reveal the car is somehow in a Christmas parade] 

  Parade Crooner : Deck the halls with bough...