- Judge Samantha Small: Mr Goodman, sit down and stay seated.
- Jimmy McGill: The name's McGill. I'm James McGill.
- Jimmy McGill: So you started a company, is it still around?
- Walter White: Oh, yes.
- Jimmy McGill: Is it successful?
- Walter White: Very.
- Jimmy McGill: How could you never tell me about this? We could've done something with this! Wrongful termination, intellectual property theft, uh, patent fraud! I mean, I could've sunk my teeth into this!
- Walter White: [stunned] You'd have been... the last lawyer I'd have gone to.
- Jimmy McGill: And my brother Chuck... Uh, Charles McGill. Y-You may have known him. He was an incredible lawyer, as... The most brilliant guy I ever met. But he was limited. I tried. I could have tried harder. I should have. Instead, when...
- Bill Oakley: Your Honor.
- Jimmy McGill: Bill, please. Just let me get through this. Instead, when I saw a chance to hurt him, I took it. I got his malpractice insurance canceled. I took away the one thing he lived for... The law. After that, he killed himself. And I'll live with that.
- Thick Neck Inmate: See? Toldja! It's Better Call Saul!
- Thick Neck Inmate: You're right. Better Call Saul. Yeah. Better Call Saul. Better... Call... Saul. Better... Call... Saul.
- All the inmates: Better Call Saul! Better Call Saul!
- Bus Correctional Officer: All of you, shut up!
- All the inmates: Better Call Saul!
- Bus Correctional Officer: I said shut up!
- All the inmates: Better Call Saul!
- Bus Correctional Officer: Shut the hell up!
- All the inmates: Better Call Saul!
- Jimmy McGill: Two years ago a man came into my office. He said his name was Mayhew. He wanted one of my clients to lie under oath. He offered me money. I declined. Any lawyer would. That night, as I was leaving my office, I was attacked. Two men threw a sack over my head, they hogtied me, and they drove me out into the desert. And when they pulled the hood off, I was kneeling in front of an open grave. With a gun pointed at my head. That was my introduction to Walter White.
- Chuck McGill: Mm. Well, you could stay for a while. We could talk.
- Jimmy McGill: Talk? What about?
- Chuck McGill: Well, your cases. Your clients.
- Jimmy McGill: You want to talk about my clients?
- [Chuckles]
- Jimmy McGill: Seriously? You want to talk about, uh, the granny who got picked up for soliciting inside the Christian Science Reading Room? Wh... What about the kid who broke into a liquor store and drank five bottles of crème de menthe and then passed out behind the counter?
- Chuck McGill: They deserve a vigorous defense. Like any other client.
- Jimmy McGill: Or maybe you just wanna tell me what I'm doing wrong.
- Chuck McGill: That's not what I had in mind.
- [Bag rustling]
- Chuck McGill: I'm hoping you didn't steal that from a motel ice machine.
- Jimmy McGill: You can hope. I'm gonna take a pass on the heart-to-heart, Chuck. One of my deserving clients... He got caught waving the weenie outside a Hobby Lobby.
- Chuck McGill: Hold on. You got to reimburse yourself.
- Jimmy McGill: Mnh. This one's on me.
- Chuck McGill: Jimmy... If you don't like where you're heading, there's no shame in going back and changing your path.
- Jimmy McGill: Ohh. When have you ever changed your path?
- [Chuckles]
- Jimmy McGill: Hey. Think on it.
- Chuck McGill: We always end up having the same conversation, don't we?
- Jimmy McGill: I'll see ya tomorrow, Chuck. And I might have the Financial Times.
- [Door opens and closes]
- Jimmy McGill: [Lantern hissing]
- [Hissing fades]
- Jimmy McGill: FCI Butner Low. It's a great location. Very nice weather. It's the only federal institution with a golf program. It was good enough for Bernie Madoff.
- Bill Oakley: Kim's already got a civil suit hanging over her head. If you give the government more, maybe they bring the hammer down. What more are you gonna get? What's left?
- Jimmy McGill: You don't understand. It's really good ice cream.