- Young Gavin: Dad whatever happened to your sister after grandma died?
- Kerry: She married a coon. Stuck up a Jiffy Lube and moved to Nevada.
- Young Gavin: Dad, why does mom have to go on the road again?
- Kerry: I guess she just loves her singing more than she loves us.
- Joe Rock: Jimmy is blowing a gasket over here, Wally and Joey V are getting ready to quit! We all need to be on the same page here Jan.