Whip It (2009)

Jimmy Fallon: 'Hot Tub' Johnny Rocket

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• 'Hot Tub' Johnny Rocket : Hey. Black Widows, my spidey senses are tingling. About to make a sequel in my pants

  Eva Destruction : Yeah? Spider-Man 3 1/2?

  'Hot Tub' Johnny Rocket : Yeah, it is 3 1/2 inches. Wide.

  [trombone noises] 

  'Hot Tub' Johnny Rocket : Air trombone, yeah.

• 'Hot Tub' Johnny Rocket : This is a rough contact sport. These girls are lean, mean skating machines. And they gotta go fast if they wanna get past the blockers who are trying to knock them down. And by "knock them down," I mean "beat them to a pulp."

• 'Hot Tub' Johnny Rocket : They say the Scouts have the most loyal fans, and being the worst team in the league, Lord knows they need them.

• 'Hot Tub' Johnny Rocket : Did Razor just coach the other team or did my peyote just kick in? I don't even know what's coming on 'cause I don't know what's coming around the corner.

• 'Hot Tub' Johnny Rocket : We've got two girls brawling on the track. I don't know whether to break it up or break out the video camera. Hell hath no fury like a woman fouled.

• 'Hot Tub' Johnny Rocket : By day, these ladies are your favorite waitresses, nurses, teachers. But by night these girls give the crowd what they came for.

• 'Hot Tub' Johnny Rocket : Fight Attendants, this Is your captain speaking. It's gonna be a long, bumpy ride back to Loserville.

• 'Hot Tub' Johnny Rocket : If you're still having trouble following the game, folks, don't worry, you're not the only one. We'll keep track of the score for you. You keep track of the fishnets.