Whip It (2009)

Alia Shawkat: Pash

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• Bliss Cavendar : [helping Pash to the toilet]  Come on, let's get this out.

  Pash : [belches low]  It's cool. I swallowed it.

  Bliss Cavendar : Come on, just stick your fingers down your throat. You'll feel better.

  Pash : No! You stick your fingers down YOUR throat.

  Bliss Cavendar : ...Pash... you ever thought... about your parents making love... your dad's naked body...

  Pash : ...WHAT?

  Bliss Cavendar : His balls jiggling... sweaty?

  Pash : nnoo!

  [throws up, heaving] 

  Pash : [whimpers]  That's not fair!

• Pash : [On going to Austin, TX alone]  But you don't have the balls.

  Bliss Cavendar : I can grow the balls...

• [Bliss has knocked Corbi off a stair banister at school] 

  Colby : You can't do that!

  Pash : She just di-iid!

• Bliss Cavendar : Seriously, out of all the places to go to in the world, who would come to Bodeen?

  Pash : Them. I mean, they're smart, at least they just pass through.

  Birdman : Go ahead and mock it. But without the Blue Bonnet factory, this town wouldn't exist.

  Pash : You know what, Birdman, I think I preferred you before you got promoted. You know, now you're all corporate.

  Bliss Cavendar : I know. I miss the old Birdman.

  Pash : Yeah.

  Birdman : Ladies, don't let the tie fool you. I'm still one of us. But y'all are gonna have to start calling me Dwayne now. It's more dignified.

  Pash : No. Birdman is the only thing you have going for you.

  Birdman : That's what you think.

• Pash : I can't believe you used to share a bed with her.

  Bliss Cavendar : You make it sound very dirty. It was just sleepovers.

• Pash : What is this? Roller derby? This is... This is tomorrow. This is in Austin.

  Bliss Cavendar : Yeah, I know.

  Pash : Will there be cute boys there?

• Bliss Cavendar : I kind of feel bad lying to them.

  Pash : I don't. I give my parents straight A's, I get freedom.

• Pash : I didn't have a Barbie-roller-skating phase. Okay? I had a fat-kid-sits-inside- and-reads-a-book phase.

• Bliss Cavendar : His name's Oliver. It's a great name.

  Pash : Yeah, if you like wayfaring Dickensian orphans.

• Pash : You know what? I'm ecstatic that you have this whole new life and you have all new friends and it's great. But I'm trying to get out of this armpit of a town just as much as you. And last time I checked, getting arrested is not the kind of extracurricular that Ivy League schools are looking for. Do you really think that this roller derby career of yours is going anywhere?

• Pash : If, you know, you hear a hint of pain in my voice when I say that I've lost my best friend.. to a gang of roller skating she-males and that the only highlight of my night was serving corn to an old man who can't even chew it, then I'd say you're wrong. I'm happy.

• Pash : She's trying to look pathetic on purpose.

• Bliss Cavendar : I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

  Pash : I know. Just keep... Keep saying it.

  Bliss Cavendar : Yeah.

  Pash : Over and over again, please.

  Bliss Cavendar : Yeah, I will. I'll keep it up.

• Bliss Cavendar : Did he turn into a handsome prince?

  Pash : No, he stayed a Birdman. But the worst part is, he's actually a good kisser. Really good.