- Richard Roeper: [discussing "The Reaping"] Now you know your town is in trouble when the river turns bloody red and the cows start dropping dead. Swank swoops in to investigate all those strange goings-on, but what she DIDN'T count on was one of those spooky movie little girls! By the time she says "I have to end this.", we're thinking "Promises, promises."
- Richard Roeper: [after recapping their lists] Some truly awful stuff, my friend.
- Michael Phillips: Hey, better luck next year!
- Richard Roeper: Uh, probably not.
- Michael Phillips: Starting out my list of the worst movies of the year, I have two picks that I know someone who actually recommended them. Here's a hint: His name rhymes with Schmitchard Schmoeper.
- [Richard chuckles]