Gigantic (2008)

Brian Avers: Larry Arbogast

Quotes 

• Larry Arbogast : Did you know women are 20 times more likely to be depressed than men? Maybe more, can't remember the exact number - it's a lot more.

  Brian : That's good... for men.

  Larry Arbogast : Not really, when you think about it heterosexually.

• Larry Arbogast : Hey, you gotta swim if you wanna bang at home. That's reality. Remember that.

• Larry Arbogast : If she had any idea how many times a day I masturbated thinking about her, she'd probably sue the university. And she'd be right. It's inappropriate.

• Larry Arbogast : Missy is a PhD candidate in neurobiology. She's studying aggression in sexual behaviour in Mongolian gerbils.

  Missy Thaxton : Yeah. I-I just play with gerbil dick all day.

• Brian : [first lines - watching rats swimming]  Okay, he stopped.

  Larry Arbogast : Which one?

  Brian : S-seven.

  Larry Arbogast : Start the stopwatch.

  Brian : Is he okay?

  Larry Arbogast : Yeah, he's fine... Stop.

  Brian : What does that mean?

  Larry Arbogast : Nothing. Well, the logic is that when forced into an aversive situation, i.e., being dumped into a pool, the rat will oscillate between attempts to escape and resigning to its fate.

  Brian : Oh, and this guy gave up.

  Larry Arbogast : Today he did.

  Brian : Does he usually?

  Larry Arbogast : Yeah. See, I'm trying to quantify how helpless this one feels, and why more today than yesterday. Though it seems that Mr. Seven is always a little bit of a quitter.