2012 (I) (2009)

John Billingsley: Professor West

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• Professor West : The equalization of the oceanic seabeds has not turned out to be as extreme as we expected. The waters are receding much faster than we thought, thank God. And this is hard to believe, the Himalayas are no longer the roof of the world. It's now the Drakensberg mountains of KwaZulu-Natal.

  Adrian Helmsley : The entire African continent has risen.

  Professor West : Several thousand feet, and likely never even flooded.

  Captain Michaels : That's why they call it the Cape of Good Hope. We've already set course for it.

• Professor West : The Mayans saw this coming thousands of years ago.

  Adrian Helmsley : I thought we had more time.

• Carl Anheuser : You're telling me that the North Pole is now some where in Wisconsin?

  Professor West : Actually, that's the South Pole now.

• Adrian Helmsley : Satnam didn't get picked up.

  Professor West : What?

  Carl Anheuser : A lot of people didn't get picked up in this chaos. This is not a conspiracy, Helmsley. You're predictions haven't exactly panned out, have they, doctor?

• Scotty : It's been upgraded to a 10.9 by the guys at Harvard.

  Adrian Helmsley : What does Caltech have to say?

  Professor West : The whole city of Pasadena was wiped out just a few minutes ago.