- Amy Rose: You motherfucker! You just left me to DIE!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Top 30 reasons why Sonic is sorry. Number 5 will surprise you!
- Amy Rose: Top 30 anime deaths, number one, YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!
- Knuckles the Echidna: Long ago, before man, there were... squid boys. Squid boys worship angel. Angel turn into hog man. Hog man turn into bunny man. Bunny man turn into squid.
- Red: All of their birds in One Piece.
- Chase: Only Link can defeat Ganon.
- Jet: You know, I have to say something really cool here to close out the dub trailer.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Okay, I'll say something cool too.
- [silence]
- Chase: Great work, guys.
- Storm: This is ridiculous. I'm trying to be more heard, and I feel like I'm not being heard.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Shut the fuck up. You're not heard 'cause no one wants to hear you.
- [Amy jumps and hangs on to the Egg Mobile]
- Dr. Eggman: Oh, if this hoe don't get off my car- Get off the car, get off! Please! Aaaaah!
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: That's the squid man! It's him, I saw it- once in history class!
- Knuckles the Echidna: I was in history. But only once.