Family Guy (TV Series)

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song) (2020)

Allison Munn: Suits Actress, Accused Witch, Autograph Seeker

Quotes 

• Stewie Griffin : All I'm doing is presenting you honestly to the public. Just like I did to the witches in Salem.

  Accused Witch : Who but a witch would not give up her virtue to a man who brought her a luncheon of salt pork and boiled sweets?

  Stewie Griffin : But Your Honor, I tried to give up my virtue. I begged him to take me then and there.

  Stewie Griffin : Yeah, okay, okay, n-nobody believes that tall tale. And he would have none of it.

  Accused Witch : I offered him posterior intimacy.

  Stewie Griffin : Okay, let's just... E-everyone calm down. The court reporter will still his quill.

  Accused Witch : On hands and knees I begged him. He said he had an early appointment.

  Stewie Griffin : Witch! Witch! Press her between stones!