Observe and Report (2009)
Aziz Ansari: Saddamn
Quotes
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Saddamn : You know, what you should do is arrest this fucking clown. He comes here and harasses me like everyday. Last week, he comes here and tells me that he's discovered my plot to blow up the Chick-fil-A. Why the fuck would I blow up Chick-fil-A? It's fucking delicious!
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Saddamn : Fuck you, Ronnie.
Ronnie Barnhardt : Fuck you.
Saddamn : Fuck you.
Ronnie Barnhardt : Fuck you.
Saddamn : Fuck you.
Ronnie Barnhardt : Fuck you.
Saddamn : Fuck you!
Ronnie Barnhardt : Fuck *you*!
Saddamn : Fuck you, Ronnie!
Ronnie Barnhardt : Fuck you.
Saddamn : Fuck you, Ronnie!
Ronnie Barnhardt : Fuck you, Saddam Hussein of Iraq.
Saddamn : [softly] Fuck you.
Ronnie Barnhardt : [softly] Fuck you.
Saddamn : [softly] Fuuuck you.
Ronnie Barnhardt : [whispering] Fuck you.
Saddamn : [whispering] Fuck you.
Ronnie Barnhardt : [whispering] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck *you*.
Saddamn : [quieter] Fuck you.
Ronnie Barnhardt : [quieter] Fuck you.
Saddamn : [quieter] Fuck you.
Ronnie Barnhardt : [mouthing] Fuck you.
Saddamn : [mouthing] Fuuuuck yooou.
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Ronnie Barnhardt : This motherfucker, look at him! That's all the proof I need!
Saddamn : That's racist, man.
Ronnie Barnhardt : Race has nothing to do with this. You fit the profile.
Saddamn : Oh, just like I fit the profile for the pervert?
Ronnie Barnhardt : How do I know you're not the pervert?
Saddamn : My dick is brown, you dumb motherfucker!
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Saddamn : You wanna cover them little breasts with some bubbles?