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7/10
Pure Great Dark Comedy.
pat-pat18 April 2009
I can easily understand why many people were turned off by this film, Its easily one of the darkest comedies i've ever seen. There is some brutal violence, use of heroin and even essentially a date rape. But perhaps the darkest element of the story is Ronnie (Seth Rogen). The character is so twisted but fear not people this movie IS funny and sometimes extremely. If you have seen Jody Hill's other works, The Foot Fist Way and Eastbound and Down, and think they're funny then I can almost assure this humor will be right up your alley. But for those who are not fans of dark comedy you may hate it, it all depends on your taste. While it may lack originality in its plot it also has a side of Seth Rogen we haven't seen before, a more deep, layered character, that shows he may have the ability to do more dramatic work. I gave the film a 7 out of 10 because of Seth Rogen's performance with a few noteworthy comedic shines from Anna Faris but most of all for the intelligent and hilarious dark humor the film contains. On the con side however the plot was very similar to Paul Blart.
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7/10
Not as bad as people have written..........give it a chance
dannyjcarr14 September 2009
To be honest I quite enjoyed this film, OK its not a laugh out loud all the time comedy but it does have its moments. Sometimes it comes across as a serious film and its gets confusing as to what sort of route its taking. I think the viewer needs to sit down, relax and watch it with an open mind, that way you will find yourself enjoying it. The premise of the film is basically about a Naive Mall Cop (Seth Rogan) who suffers from Bi-Polar, his aim in life is to become a Police officer, without going into too much detail and spoiling it, he sets his target of finding a Flasher that is terrorising customers of the Mall to prove to an investigating police officer (Ray Liotta) he is capable of doing his job. Along the way he tries to win the heart of a Make-up Clerk (Anna Faris) with miserable consequences. All in all, many films I have seen recently I have switched off halfway through, not interested in seeing what happens in the end, this I watched to the end. I thought the ending was good, can't see what other people thought was so bad about it, yes it was a bit harsh, but all was OK. Sorry about the review being a bit short on the info part, but did not want to reveal too much about it.
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5/10
Not impressed by Rogen for once.
vincent3911 April 2009
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I really enjoy watching movies with Seth Rogen in them, but not this time. It had some good lines in it that made me laugh out loud but nothing could save this movie from the worst script and ending from any film in the past 5 years. I nearly vomited when they show the fat guy running through the mall for almost 5 minutes. Granted some parts of the chase were funny, I would have rather his coat stay closed because that just made that entire scene unpleasant to me. Then right after the chase their is literally like 5 minutes and the abruptly ended. I for once will not recommend this movie, nothing against Rogen but I hated this film.
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A crude day at a shopping mall
futuregiantsplayer20 September 2011
An anonymous flasher exposes himself to shoppers in the Forest Ridge Mall parking lot. The head of mall security, Ronnie Barnhardt (Seth Rogen), makes it his mission to catch the flasher. He is helped by Charles (Jesse Plemons), Dennis (Michael Pena), and the Yuen twins (John Yuan and Matthew Yuan). Ronnie's dream girl, Brandi (Anna Faris) is flashed the next day, and she becomes hysterical. Detective Harrison (Ray Liotta) comes and takes over the situation, this makes Ronnie very angry. Ronnie decides to take the case into his own hands.

A incredibly disgusting film where Seth Rogen is at his funniest, but a great performance by Rogen cannot save this crude film. Observe and Report is a very dark and unpleasant experience. A cliché thing to say, but I found myself looking at the clock waiting for this film to end. Besides for Rogen Observe and Report has very few laughs. The perfect example of why you can't base and entire films laughs on dirty humor. Some of the most unfortunate, and unwanted nudity I have even had to sit through. Jody Hill tries to shock and awe viewers will dark humor, and a unique storyline, but instead creates and unfortunate film. The most surprising thing about this film is that even while the film is very tough to sit through, Rogen's performance still almost carries the film.

Jody Hill is the co-creator and executive producer of the HBO series Eastbound and Down. Eastbount and Down has dark humor and a very outrageous plot as like Observe and Report, but Observe and Report is not able to link together as well. Hill's first film The Foot Fist Way was seen by Adam McKay and Will Ferrell who bought the distribution rights. And also developed a cult following. Hill was allowed on the set of Knocked Up, and he fell in love with Seth Rogen's acting style. He became even more of a Rogen fan after the release of Superbad. Hill both directed and wrote the script for Observe and Report. Unfortunately it just didn't have as great of an effect as his previous work. Observe and Report's script is very poorly made. Hill's direction is well done, but the film is an absolute mess.

Seth Rogen's performance is one of the best and hilarious performances from a comedy since probably Steve Carell's in 40 Year Old Virgin. Besides for Rogen there are no other performances worth mentioning. Anna Faris as Brandi is a very untalented performance. Ray Liotta as Detective Harrison is nothing special, no lines or scenes worth mentioning. One performance does not keep a film in motion. Each time Rogen is off the screen this film just crashes and burns.

Observe and Report only grossed about 25 million in the box office, one of the lowest grossing films that Rogen has stared in. This film had plenty of hype. Rogen as the lead, the co-creator of Eastbound and Down as the director, and also starring Ray Liotta. But like so many comedy films, it disappointed. It seems like each year there are more and more gross- out comedies that are released. Hopefully this film will help people realize that these films very rarely work, but probably not. The amount of awful nudity in this film will make you have to check and make sure you are not at a Jackass film. Observe and Report is a film you need to brace yourself to sit through. A film Rogen fans will want to pass on, and if you are a Jody Hill fan you too will be disappointed.
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7/10
Paul Blart: Mall Cop meets Taxi Driver
Smells_Like_Cheese20 April 2009
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Last week my date and I were looking for a movie to see and noticed Observe and Report, I remember just seeing one trailer for it, but still it was staring Seth Rogan, so we decided this was going to be the movie for the night. Now I did expect laughter, which believe me there is tons, but I did not expect a crazy movie like this one. Like I said, this is a mix of Taxi Driver and Paul Blart: Mall Cop, this year we got Paul Blart who is a very lovable security guard at the mall, despite how silly he was he was like the Forrest Gump of mall security. Imagine he had that evil brother that had that Travis Bickle side of him, pretty wicked. This is one of the craziest movies I have seen in a while, Seth Rogan wasn't kidding when he said that he never played a character like Ronnie Barnhardt. If you are looking for a movie like Forgetting Sarah Marshall or Knocked Up, this is definitely not for you, this is the darker side of the Apatow group.

The head of mall security, Ronnie Barnhardt, makes it his mission to catch a "pervert" who is going around the mall parking lot flashing women. He is assisted by the Yuen twins, Charles and Dennis in his efforts. At home, Ronnie has a loving but dysfunctional relationship with his alcoholic mother. Ronnie's dream girl, Brandi who works a mall make-up counter, is flashed the next day, becoming distraught over the situation. Ronnie tries to comfort her until a police officer, Detective Harrison, arrives and takes over Ronnie's palliative role. Ronnie feels threatened by this and is upset that his boss allowed an outside person to infringe on his search for the offender. The criminal activity at the mall continues, as a masked person is seen robbing a shoe store, causing property damage. Detective Harrison is once again called in to investigate, in a jealous rage, Ronnie decides to take the steps necessary to become a real police officer. Ronnie obtains preliminary documents needed to become a police officer from a recruiting station, including forms for a physical and a psychological profile check. Ronnie arranges a date with Brandi, well more or less bugs the heck out of her to get a date. Date night, Brandi arrives home very late, forgetting the date, but she still goes on the date with Ronnie. She drinks a ton alcohol as well as several tablets of clonazepam which she took from Ronnie. Due to his failure of the psychological examination, because of his crazy behavior. The pills that he gave Brandi are for his bipolar disorder. You thought he was crazy before, just wait till you see what he does next.

So would I recommend Observe and Report? Yeah, it does have some big laughs, mainly from Rogan, Faris, Pena, and Ansari(who played a salesperson and Ronnie tormented with accusations). We even have Ray Liotta come in as the smug detective and he was perfect as usual as the crazy villain. This is a darker comedy, it's a certain taste, I mean we have Rogan practically date rape Faris in their sex scene together, granted she's conscious when it's going on, but she's clearly drunk and passed out from the drugs she took. Rogan also has some awesome fight scenes and just kicks butt in this movie. Over all I think this was a really movie, it's crazy and a bit much, but I like that Rogan took a different turn than the usual comedy that he releases every year. So just know what you're getting into if you're going to see this movie, it's creepy, but if you have an open mind to a dark comedy, then I think you'll have fun with it. Not to mention if you do or have worked at a mall, you will have a great appreciation for this movie.

7/10
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6/10
Like watching a comedian failing on stage, you start chuckling to help him out.
hakopt11 April 2009
It had a few laughs and a few more chuckles.

The film was VERY character driven, unfortunately none of the characters were really developed, so it was difficult trying to cheer them on or even dislike them. You don't know if the person is retarded or just trying to be funny or what...really bad script.

It was pretty disappointing in my opinion. I'm very open minded about films and try anything and often have been pleasantly surprised, this film was an unpleasant surprise.

The film was very mixed up, Rogan's monologue at the end of the film needed to be in the beginning of the film to establish who/what he was. A few funny moments by the side characters but that's about it for this film.

Not a fun experience at the movies. Avoid this film and be glad you didn't waste your time.

IMHO
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3/10
The most depressing 'comedy' in years
gregeichelberger10 April 2009
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Maybe I just didn't "get" it; yeah, that's it.

It is indeed a sad day for this society when a film like "Observe and Report" is marketed as a "comedy." And as such, it is the worst I have seen in several years ("Fool's Gold" comes immediately to mind). It's the dark side of "Paul Blart" mixed with elements of "Taxi Driver," "Fight Club" and "American Beauty," with none of the intrinsic interest or excellence of any of those films.

In fact, this makes "Running With Scissors" feel like a Marx Brothers movie, and "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" look like "Citizen Kane. Sorry, it has to be said. It is one of the very few comedies in which I felt worse leaving the theater than I did entering.

It is a bloated, dismal, depressing, dysfunctional movie about a bloated, dismal, depressing, dysfunctional man, Ronnie Barnhardt (Seth Rogan) a bi-polar borderline psychotic security guard at a generic Los Angeles shopping mall. With his equally idiotic co-workers (Michael Pena, Jesse Plemons, John and Matt Yuen) he dreams of carrying lethal weapons, joining the police force and capturing a serial flasher.

When cosmetics salesperson Brandy (Anna Faris, who brings the same great sense of comedic timing here as she did in "House Bunny"), is flashed, Ronnie takes it upon his delusional self to become her protector and solve the crime; even though he has no skills for such an endeavor.

Plus, he's a major a-hole, to boot. He threatens vendors, is a blatant racist, terrorizes customers, violates security procedures and basically sexually harasses Brandy (even forcing her to go out with him and then date-rapes her). Yet, after all of this, he is not once reprimanded by his sappy superior.

Not to read too much into this, but what mall would keep a security guard around that a) has a restraining order out on him by one of the store owners and b) tasers some guy for no reason. Wouldn't there be major legal ramifications here? Or am I just a dope for asking? Of course, Ronnie lives in a hovel and has to deal with an alcoholic mother (Celia Weston), so maybe he's not totally at fault.

Acting as the any-man for this movie, Ray Liotta ("GoodFellas") is LAPD Det. Harrison, who plays cruel jokes on the idiot, such as leaving him in the middle of South Central and gleefully informing him that he was not accepted into the academy.

There's a good reason, too, as Ronnie blurts out to the police psychologist that he dreams of taking a shotgun and killing everyone. Yeah, I want a guy on the force to carry those plans around with him.

Then, just when we thought the humor could not get any lower, the film takes a weird and violent turn as Ronnie's best friend reveals a terrible secret and then he takes on the LAPD for some bizarre reason. All the while, a pretty girl at the doughnut counter, Nell (Collette Wolfe), is becoming more attracted to the crazed loser (another example of "reel" life vs. "real" life).

Most of the laughs here were nervous giggles as opposed to the out-and-out belly ones most movies of this ilk illicit. I found myself smiling during just two short scenes; not the greatest endorsement for such a genre. Once again proving that F-bombs - even repeated over and over - or laughing at retarded people do not necessarily make a great comedy.

Marketed as a light, vulgar laugh-fest in the vein of "Role Models" and "I Love You, Man," this dark effort is a truly awful film in every sense of the word, even though director Josh Hill ("The Foot Fist Way") attempts to populate it with eccentric, Jarmusian characters. Most of these come off like his leading man, inept, moronic, violent and a complete waste of time.

Just like the 86 minutes I spent watching this drivel.
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7/10
Observe and Report, a.k.a. Taxi Driver 2009
keithsmooth12 April 2009
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This movie was the first movie in a three-movie, six-hour marathon at my local theatre. I came into this movie with no assumptions. And I was knocked on my butt. Observe and Report is NOTHING like Seth Rogen's mainstream movies (Knocked Up, Pineapple Express, Superbad). Rogen plays Ronnie, a bi-polar mall cop who an unhealthy and inflated opinion of himself. When a streaker terrorizes women at the mall, this sets up a chain reaction of events that are both brutal and funny. Anna Faris is the skanky girl at the makeup counter and it is one of the bravest performances I've seen in awhile. Whether is racism or date rape, this movie pulls no punches. It's rude, crude, lewd, and the violence is startling. There is no middle ground. Either you will hate it or love it. I loved it. 7/10

The rest of crazy day at the movies is here at my comedy blog: http://balmer.typepad.com/water-cooler/
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1/10
An Absolutely Terrible Film
misterplatypus12 April 2009
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I'm a big fan of Seth Rogen and Ray Liotta, and Anna Faris is one of the few actresses that can be both sexy and funny. That said, they should all be embarrassed to be part of this trash.

I'm almost impossible to offend. Nudity? Never bothered me. Language? Not a problem. Violence? Bring it on. As long, of course, as the end result is a quality film.

This film managed to be both offensive and vapid. There's nothing groundbreaking or clever about this film. It's just disgusting.

The film involves a mall cop's attempts to catch a flasher who's been terrorizing patrons. The flasher figures in to the one genuine laugh in the film (SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!). Rogen's character and the nice girl love interest share a sweet kiss across a food court table, and the flasher appears, penis dangling. It was a clever, surprising moment. Unfortunately, the filmmakers don't seem to understand the power of "less is more". That brief shot is followed by a good 60 seconds of the flasher- fully, frontally nude- being chased through the mall. Not funny. Not clever. Not creative. Just disgusting.

Pineapple Express wasn't a perfect film, but it contained a great mix of Pulp Fiction-style violence with raunchy comedy. This piece of crap aims for the same mix, but misses horribly.

Don't see this movie. Please, do not reward these people with your hard earned dollars.
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7/10
Too poetic to be bad,too uneven to be great
KUAlum262 June 2009
Meet Ronnie Barnhardt(Seth Rogen),beefy,twenty-something,working at a mall in suburban California(?) as a security guard--well,by his account CHIEF security guard--and he takes it VERY seriously and personally when a flasher terrorizes female patrons,then coincided with a burglary. When afore-mentioned perv flashes the sexy shallow make-up counter girl Brandi(Anna Faris,shedding any reserve here,if she ever had any),Ronnie goes from "heading up" the investigation to making it some sort of personal mission,a Quixotic endeavor to augment his dual sense of duty and an empty but destiny-bound personal life.

I have yet to see either writer/director Jody Hill's first film,Foot Fist Way,or his HBO series "Eastbound and Down",but his sophomore effort had heightened my curiosity. In this film,Hill presents Ronnie as somewhat of a contradiction: a near-fascistic believer in law and order whose sense of creating that order is something out of a violent,sadistic nihilistic nightmare/fantasy,peppered with quasi-racist and thick-headed assumptions,all the while he's holding fast to his dreams while setting brave face against the very real facts(that he's become almost blissfully oblivious to)of his bi-polar disorder,the fact that he's generally mocked or not taken seriously by most anyone outside of his close group of friends(including but not limited to the same Police department he so longs to join) and that his heavy-drinking mother(Celia Weston,fantastic in what could be considered a strictly ancillary role)seems as oblivious to his problems as he is to his own.

This is another movie that seems to garner a lot of "10"s,"9"s,"8"s,"3"s,"2"s or "1"s;in other words,not much middle ground of opinion. I certainly CANNOT deem this to be anywhere close to terrible,since I laughed quite a bit at this. But this film is also unbalanced enough to be unnerving and even discouraging at times. So I'm left with saying that I came away feeling like it's certainly good enough for quoting,just not quite good enough for full recommendation. Most everyone in this film's probably done better work(Ray Liotta's part is maybe a few scenes shy of being disposable),but this,to me,cannot be considered their worst. Some of the actors,particularly Michael Pena(as the lisping security peer of Ronnie's) and Collette Watkins(as the sweet Cinabon girl who gives Ronnie his daily free coffee)have me even intrigued to see them in other stuff. I know it's been said before,but this really is sort of a distaff,dark cousin to the much more sincere but perhaps too sugary Paul Blart:Mall Cop,and while it does parallel Taxi Driver,it kinda drops the dark,fatalistic intensity at the conclusion reaching a conclusion that may puzzle or dissatisfy some,but still basically fits the overall spirit of the movie.

To say this film is probably for discerning and specific audiences is probably a (big)understatement,but it's still oh-so-true. To recommend this movie,you better know that someone pretty well,because Observe and Report is the kind of movie that rambles,six-guns a-blazing,blasting the viewer with its own brand of dark humor and skewed philospohy. A good,sick comedy/drama,but viewer be forewarned.
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1/10
Travis Bickle: Mall Cop
CShopper1513 April 2009
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That would be a better title for this movie. I'm sure you've probably heard that comparison before and you will probably continue to hear it because it is extremely accurate. I went into this movie expecting a dark, angry comedy. I got the dark and angry. The comedy fell woefully short. I don't believe I laughed once during the movie. Every scene that is supposed to be comedic falls flat and drags on and on and on. The characters that are supposed to be comedic are just annoying (the drunk mother, the slutty cosmetic girl, the lisping sidekick). I actually found myself checking my watch during the movie to see how much more I had to endure. All of this could have been redeemed if the filmmakers had just stuck the landing. The ending is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen and completely ignores any form of reality, even the one set up in the film. Our delusional Mall Cop returns to the mall after being fired for beating up real police officers and is flashed by the mall pervert. After an overlong slow motion chase Travis Bickle wannabe takes a short cut and shoots the flasher at near point blank range. He then refuses to call paramedics for the gravely wounded perv opting instead to take him to the police station in his security guard golf cart. At the police station Bickle marches the bleeding and still naked perv past about a dozen uniformed officers and detectives to claim his moment of glory for catching the perv when the cops couldn't and then walks away and gets rehired as head of mall security. Ridiculous. Avoid this, watch Taxi Driver instead. It avoids lame attempts a comedy opting instead to be a real character study of a very sick and damaged individual.
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8/10
Very underrated film
ostlerb-0285327 July 2021
For some reason, this movie seems to be forgotten to Seth's other movies, and I can't understand why (or maybe I just have a thing for dark humor). At the same time, I understand it's not the type of movie everyone will like. Doesn't change my rating, though.
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7/10
"you didn't bring enough pigs to stop me"
RainDogJr2 December 2009
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Observe and Report present to us, as its main character, Seth Rogen playing a security guard of a mall. You may expect a goofy sort of character and at first sight Rogen's character, Ronnie, is just like a joke of a cop. Well, after all Ronnie ain't really a cop and that fact is basically what Observe and Report is all about: the main point deals with the main character not being accepted to become officially a cop (to become a cop is his biggest dream, or as big as to sleep with the hot played by Anna Farris) but nevertheless being in the end what a real cop is all about and proving that sometimes those with a badge, like Ray Liotta's character Detective , ain't what the society really needs. Observe and Report is simply about that but in its short runtime of 86 minutes there's some more stuff, plenty of typical stuff like a the whole love story of our main character with the hot girl (already mentioned) that don't give a crap about him and the very beautiful girl that since always is interested in him but only in the end he will be in her. Also the stuff with Ronnie's mother (who is an alcoholic and played by ) is really predictable, I mean there are some scenes when you see the joke coming since miles ago (like when Ronnie is like "mom, am I the reason why dad left?") but you know, is still fun... as a whole Observe and Report works.
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1/10
Complete Garbage. A disappointment in every way...made to shock but instead bores you to death and makes you want to run from the theater
Robert_duder8 July 2009
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I'm definitely not going to be the first person to jump on the Seth Rogen fan club bus. I don't dislike the guy, he's had his moments but I think he is over rated as a whole. However, Observe and Report seemed to be the only thing playing at the time so I went to see it. Usually in a mainstream film you can find SOMETHING redeemable but with Observe and Report it is such tried and true garbage that I would literally never choose to sit through it ever again. I can't hardly believe that anyone could actually like this film or anything about it, although I know everyone has different tastes. At the very least even with a bad comedy you can find yourself chuckling at the stupidity but I can guarantee that I sat through this without ever cracking a smile. If I wasn't so vehemently dead set against walking out of movies in an actual theater I would have spared myself the hour and a half of torture. The whole concept of the film is incredibly stupid but that doesn't make for a bad comedy. In this case the concept, the cast, the story, the plot, the jokes, just every piece of this film just simply blows.

Seth Rogen has talent, it would be hard to argue with that. He is a good comedian and I think he has some great roles ahead of him. I also think he's a child at heart and truly just likes to goof off. Unfortunately that doesn't always translate to watchable movies and Observe and Report is one giant goof off and Rogen's credibility drops starring in this trash. Anna Faris is no stranger to this type of slapstick, gross out stupidity having done four Scary Movie films. Still she has stepped it up with a really cute comedy like House Bunny but this just sets her back completely. Her character is stupid, and disgusting, and just completely vapid. The chemistry with her and Rogen is ridiculous and barely existent. Ray Liotta joins the cast and maybe potentially lifts the film from being a big fat zero. Liotta is good as a wise cracking, annoyed Police Detective. He has better chemistry making fun of, and getting the better of, Rogen's stupider than stupid mall cop. I could discuss the supporting cast, most of them are Rogen's sidekicks, but they don't add to the story and while they aren't really awful they aren't worth mentioning.

One of the positive reviews I read on IMDb that still boggles my mind stated that Observe and Report was "darker" than a typical goof ball comedy. This comedy is not dark, it's twisted and stupid but that doesn't equal "dark." Jody Hill directs and writes the film...both reasons why he should be banned from Hollywood. He has very little experience behind the camera and his big break to the big screen is a disaster in my opinion. The last thing you want to do is watch this with anyone who is easily offended or doesn't like gross out comedies. When Seth Rogen has sex with a vomiting, nearly passed out Anna Faris, you won't be laughing. Nor will the last five minutes of the film which features a very unattractive Randy Gambill running completely naked around the screen. Skip this unless you really are an enormous Seth Rogen fan although this might change your mind. Observe and Report is garbage. 1/10
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7/10
Adjust Expectations
WishAmbrose20 April 2009
The most surprising movie of the year and, if not for a completely absurd ending, one of the best. Congratulations to director Jody Hill, someone I will now be keeping a definite eye on, for taking such great risks, for pushing boundaries and for breaking free of typical film conventions. It has been a long time since a movie made me squirm so much in my seat, wondering where each scene was going. Unpredictable, unnerving, intelligent. Drug use, date rape, racism, gun control, mall mentality, and homophobia are just some of the issues dealt with here in sly and creative ways. There is an edge to Seth Rogen as an actor and I'm glad it's finally starting to show. His performance will definitely turn some people against him, more than not actually. He plays Ronnie Barnhardt and he is not the type of character you think he will be. There are very few so called comedies with a lead character this complex. For the most part he is not even very likable. He is disturbed, troubled, bi-polar, dangerous -- an all too realistic character (we know people like this and the razor's edge they walk) -- with life already defeating him without his awareness or consent. He lives at home with his alcoholic mother, his father left him as a child. His soul is beaten; everything is working against him, there is no way out and the audience knows this although Ronnie does not. He pushes on, looking to make sense of the world around him. He wants a girlfriend; he wants order in the chaos around him; he wants to achieve his dream job as a police officer. But really he wants acceptance and purpose -- the definition of an ideal life -- both of which elude him. There is not a step he takes in the direction you assume he would. This, however unlikely, is a great character study. Unfortunately, in order to make money, the studio has decided to pitch this as a comedy. Although there are humorous moments, this is not, I repeat, not a comedy. This is a tough commentary on seeking one's place in the world when everything is falling apart, the desperate yearning to belong (and because he doesn't, because he is an outcast, he despises it all). It is a blend of Taxi Driver and Punch Drunk Love with shades of Oldboy, Cable Guy, and The King of Comedy thrown in. All of which makes the ending absolutely ridiculous. And it's not what Ronnie does that is out of place. It is how everyone else reacts to his final act. I am almost positive that this ending was not written in the script. As the director had only one very small film under his belt (The Foot Fist Way) I am sure he was forced to deliver a happy ending and that was why he made it so delirious and ludicrous that I kept assuming it must be a dream. I pray for a DVD with an original ending included. But overall, what a surprise. Films do not have to be either a comedy or a drama, the characters don't always have to be likable, and it is a delight to be thrown curve after curve for once instead of formulaic drivel -- the mindless entertainment we are all told we should enjoy (ironically, many seeking that in this film we be delivered a brutal wake up call). Just adjust your expectations going in. One scene summed the movie up best for me: While listening in on a conversation, a cop comes out from hiding behind a door and says, "I thought it was going to be funny, but it's just kinda sad." Exactly.
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Seth Rogan puts the anti in antihero!
dtucker8617 April 2009
I had never heard of Seth Rogan before I saw this film and had to look up his credits on IMDb. This movie is a real black comedy like Doctor Strangelove and The 'burbs only not as good. I basically liked it but its a one time viewing for me and its sort of a movie I'm ashamed to admit I like. For one thing, I am amazed at the number of "F bombs" that are dropped in this 86 minute film. There is one scene where Rogan and another actor literally say nothing but *%$# you back and forth for almost a minute! I think the screenwriter could have been a little more imaginative. Some people have mentioned being offended, and I want to as well, about the scene where Rogan and that mall girl whose a flooze go out on a date and she gets drunk and stupidly takes his bipolar medicine. The next scene shows him literally raping her while shes out. That crossed the line in every aspect and I found that scene totally loathsome. I think that is the best word to describe Rogan's character. You laugh at him because he is such a pathetic loser with delusions of grandeur. I don't know why that sweet girl who worked in the coffee shop (she gives a great performance by the way)saw anything in this pig of a man. There is one scene where he tries to join the police force and delivers this bizarre rambling monologue to the shrink interviewing him. Your laughing, but also thinking my God don't let this man carry a loaded weapon. Rogan also has another hilarious monologue where he speaks of catching the mall flasher in the reverent tones and words of a warrior going off to the Holy Crusades. A basically nice way to waste 86 minutes of your life, but this is one strange film. I wanted to mention that Ray Liotta gave a fine performance as the straight laced cop driven crazy by this lunatic.
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6/10
Not quite Taxi Driver, but much better than Paul Blart
baumer12 April 2009
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I think there is a little Ronnie Barnhardt is all of us. Take away the bi-polar disorder and you are left with someone who didn't quite amount to what he had hoped for and he is desperately trying to fit into society, even though he just doesn't. This is a man who so desperately wants to be accepted but the worst part is he doesn't realize it. Why else would he go to such lengths to prove his wits and his charm and his crime solving acumen? Inside of Ronnie Barnhardt is a sweet man, but there is also a dangerous individual. Observe and Report is not an all out comedy, in fact, if there was someone else in the lead, this would be considered more of a serious drama with a black sense of humour than it would be a comedy with a bit of drama.

Seth Rogan plays Ronnie Barnhardt, the head of mall security and he has three missions in life right now. One is to catch the flasher who has been roaming his mall and disturbing the patrons. Two, he wants to date and or sleep with Brandi, played by Ana Faris the vacuous, slutty and very pretty girl who works at the makeup counter. She hates her job so much but like most people who work at a mall, she is just doing it for some extra cash. Third, his mission is to become a police officer, to basically prove to people that he is not a screw up. And except for the fact that he is bi-polar, which causes him to fail his psychological part of the police test, he would probably make a great cop. He is very passionate about the entire ideology of what it takes to be a cop, and in perhaps the best scene in the movie, he single-handedly takes on a gang in the worst part of town, and wins.

There is a subplot about someone robbing the mall and this too irks Ronnie. When you finally find out who did it, and what the results are of this, you know you are in a different movie. Again, this shouldn't have been billed as a comedy. There are many dark elements to the film and for all the times you chuckle here and there, you are kind of shocked in many other areas. This is not the kind of comedy you take your mom to see.

Part of the problem with the film is writer director Jody Hill doesn't really give you anyone to really like. I know not every film has to have an all out here, but every major character in this film is somewhere in between an all out jerk and someone who you just don't or can't like. The exception is Nell, the young girl who works at the Cinnabun place who takes a liking to Ronnie. She is basically berated and made fun of daily from her boss and co worker. There is another very satisfying scene with Ronnie dishing out his form of comeuppance to her boss.

Observe and Report has a lot going for it. It is risky, brash and unapologetic. But it is also a bit of a mess. It is extreme and over the top and it could of toned it down just a tad. But I guess this is the year of the penis, whether it is blue or white.

6/10
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1/10
I wish this movie had a point...
Britain_9113 June 2009
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I'm only 17 years old. I'm supposed to like stupid movies and laugh and laugh until the cows come home. I went to the cinema with that same intention with this movie. I was so disappointed with this movie. It finished and I thought to myself "That was it?" I didn't see the point to this movie. A bloke works at the mall, wants to be a police officer, goes about being a police officer, doesn't become a police officer, tries to get the girl of his dreams to fall in love with him, doesn't get the girl of his dreams to fall in love with him. This movie has taken different story lines from different movies and it's just meant kaput! Movies like this, they only put the funny bits in the trailers and everything else is rubbish. I'm a big fan of Seth Rogen, but this movie is just an insult to him and all he stands for. Don't make another movie like this Jody Hill. Just don't.
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6/10
I don't exactly like it, but I respect it...
Quinoa198410 April 2009
How Jody Hill's second feature film, Observe and Report, got made at all is something of an insane miracle let alone by a major studio by Warner brothers. Perhaps it was all thanks to Seth Rogen, who recently acted with Hill's main guy Danny McBride in Pineapple Express, who got it green-lit. Because, frankly, this is such a ballsy and weird "comedy" that rests in a nether-region of Paul Blart: Mall Cop, One Hour Photo, and any given Seth Rogen vehicle comedy. It's in simplest terms about a mall cop (or "head of security") who is bi-polar, thinking he's on track to become an actual police officer, trying to track down a flasher who keeps exposing his privates to any women in sight, and quickly goes even MORE bug-f*** crazy when he forgets to take his pills. It's one of the oddest birds in cinema of the year.

And I can't say I exactly "enjoyed" myself, at least in the same way I did with previous Seth Rogen vehicles. This isn't Knocked Up or Zack and Miri Make a Porno where Rogen was this likable guy that the supposed schleps in the audience could identify with him in situations. Ronnie Bernhardt is the kind of guy who if he wasn't a screw-loose might almost be a kind of enthusiastic bad-ass. But as he is he is pushy, off-putting, obscene, at one point an arguable date raper, and is obsessed with using guns over his mace and tazer. He has a drunk mom, one of those almost conventional female things going on where he's "macking" on the ditsy cosmetics girl (Anna Faris) while the happy but tortured-for-her-broken-ankle girl working behind the bakery (Collette Wolf) that gets really bizarre, and a final thirty minutes that... I'll just leave it as it is here.

Suffice to say it's actually brave for Rogen to take on this character and not make us like him, at all, in the slightest. He may even have helped with some of the ad-libbing (one of the funniest scenes is between himself and a brown-skinned individual with a constant "F-you" back-and-forth where the pitch of their two-word insults get lower and lower), and if nothing else he is quite watchable in the role of Ronnie. What works against the movie is that it usually doesn't know what it exactly wants to be, and the director's ambitions get ahead of him. It's a comedy but at the least as dark as a black hole, and as a drama about a psychotic on the edge it gets too crude and obvious with white trash bits. It has a similar level of awkward tension fused with a sense of humor that is meant to illicit laughs from the protagonist's chutzpah and go-for-broke quality like Hill's The Foot Fist Way, maybe its only real link.

To be fair, I wasn't the biggest fan of that film, even as I can understand its appeal as a cult favorite. Maybe Observe and Report will get that too. I was astonished at times where the film went to with taking its character's exploits to a dangerous but somewhat logical conclusion. Other times I did indeed laugh a good deal, either from a moment of real randomness (I did like the joke on the twin Asian guards, "You're my infantry, if I lose one, God gives me another"). I can't say I exactly liked the movie a good deal, but I do respect it. It will split an audience as to what the hell it even is, or if it's as funny as it might be or if it follows its Taxi Driver roots to full-tilt. It's a true-blue curio, and I wouldn't either recommend it or tell you it's comedy poison.
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1/10
I was going to title this "Observed, now reported", but that joke's taken already.
Polaris_DiB7 April 2009
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Man. What can I say? I went in expecting a pretty bad but comfortably mindless movie filled with dumb humor and fart jokes. Instead, I got a terrible movie filled with hateful characters presented by actors over-acting beyond capacity in an unlikeable movie with no sense of tone or direction. A movie so bad that the basic gist of it is that this sad, pathetic man with little education and a few mental problems is really funny to watch mess up. I worry next we'll be putting mentally disabled up on screen while a voice-over yells, "REEE-REEE! HURRRR! REEE-REEEEEEE!!!" This cringe-worthy narrative offers little less.

So here's the deal: Seth Rogan, man-child comedian of bromance comedies of varying quality (the fun Pineapple Express; the over-rated but decent Knocked Up) is Ronnie, head of mall security, cussing and butting his way into conversations and living with his drunken mother. A streaker plagues his mall, it gets broken into at night, and the local cops come to investigate, which offends Ronnie's sense of grandeur (no really, this is a plot point). Trying to reclaim his sordid turf and get what can possibly pass as the most unattractive woman in screen history (I think even guys who staple Carmen Electra pictures to every inch of their walls would find this woman horrid and vacuous), Ronnie goes on the offensive... by offending people needlessly? Because it's supposed to be offensive??? Because that's funny?????? Apparently? I don't even know. All I know is that every decision the character makes is terrible, he never grows and develops as a person, and he's not even an anti-hero, but a truly poorly presented everyman who is not anything like any man because anybody would have at least ten times the social grace this guy does. Again, laughing at his social ineptitude could potentially be funny to a point, but this movie makes the fact that he truly is incapable of controlling himself into The Joke, which means that we are, in fact, being asked to laugh at the mentally underdeveloped who lives with his alcoholic mother. Yeah.

And, well, the rest of the screen is filled up with jerks and idiots, too. The only nearly realistic character of the bunch is Ray Liotta's Detective Harrison, who is constantly being given crap by everybody because he's doing his job and Ronnie's getting in his way.

Have you ever seen a kid break out into a howling frenzy in a store while his mother shouts profanity at him? Did you think that was funny? Well then this movie might be funny to you. But if it was sad and uncomfortable to behold, then be prepared for 1hr30min of it. If you feel like paying for it, too, then this is the movie for you.

--PolarisDiB
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7/10
If you love dark comedies and just absurd stuff-you will effin love this!
WitchitaFalls16 April 2009
Everyone who dislikes this film falls into 1 of 2 categories: 1. They don't like comedy films in general (I have a met quite a few who fall in here). 2. They have giant tampons in their asses that is crushing their common sense organ.

I was under the impression when I came to this board that this film would be another "Sex Drive" with nothing but lame jokes and even lamer characters and acting.

I simply can't describe how amazing this film is. Just go see it and have good time. I guarantee you that you'll feel so better about you're life too once you watch this. It does what a comedy is suppose to do, make you laugh and bring a feeling of joy to your soul box.
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2/10
Observe and Regret it afterwards...
Wow. One of the worst movies I have seen in...as long as I can remember. If there's anything this movie did, it reminded me that a bad enough script can turn even the most likable people (Seth Rogen who I normally love) into annoying losers that you want to shut up and die.

I can't believe people are trying to call this "a dark comedy". THE ROOM is a more legit dark comedy than Observe and Report...

What's your plan for success, Mr. Screenwriter? "Well, i'm gonna do a comedy starring Seth Rogen, but it will have these really deep sub- plots that are really serious and emotional, it will be this insane combo like nothing you have ever seen in a movie before"... Well guess what, it takes a brain to mix genres. There has to be a REASON for it. You don't feel for a character when literally the only words that come out of their mouth are "retard" and "mother****er" multiple times per sentence (and they REALLY aren't saying anything else!!! idiots! all of them!!!) "I can totally just poop out a garbage script with no relevance or thought and it will be funny anyways because it's Seth Rogen and no one will notice how non-linear, shallow, and terrible the movie actually is..."

I feel bad for the person who wrote this movie. They seem like an intensely uncreative and unfunny loser... Why do I think this? Because every single character in the movie was unfunny, unlikable, AN ASSHOLE, and therefore a LOSER. When you have a movie full of losers...that comes through for a reason...it's radiating naturally from the person behind it all.

Anna Faris was one of the things that drew me into this movie, because she plays the most believable "dumb slut" in Hollywood...why, probably because she's playing herself. People keep talking about disliking her fake tits and fake lips...but why? No one really does it like that in Hollywood, and it's SO her. It's so fitting. Anyways...even she couldn't save this movie. She had a fitting character... but, her dialogue was weak. Her character had more personality than anyone else in the movie, but her lines were so highly clichéd that it took away from it.

I feel bad for Michael Pena, his character was embarrassingly lame. And Ray Liotta...decent paycheck i guess, right? On that subject, more of that non-linear bullshit...at the beginning of the movie Liotta hates Rogen's character and basically wants him dead for 4 or 5 scenes, then all of a sudden in the next scene he is on his side and feeling sympathy for him, and we're supposed to feel it too??? With no transition whatsoever? What is he, a robot? And us too???

I applaud the attempt at trying to go creative places with the random plot twists. The bi- polar part was one of the only worthwhile sub-plots/twists. Unfortunately, the climactic scene that occurs as a result of it was the most heinous action sequences I've witnessed in a while. Those cops were clearly just running up to him and letting him smash them in the head with his flashlight, they weren't even TRYING to hit him! It's so obvious...I could make better fight scenes with my friends...

I just felt like the entire thing was cheap and EXTREMELY unintelligent. Seriously...I could easily crap out a better movie than this in a day.

The only thing that gave the movie a 2 instead of a 1, is because of the guy they picked to play the pervert/flasher...his full frontal performance during the finale was one of the only memorable scenes in the film. His facial expressions were priceless. How can you forget the image of a flopping penis that small? I think FLOPPING might be "too big" of a word for it actually...

If you like horrendous garbage like Tropic Thunder, you'll probably like this. As for me, I like extremes...I like things that take it over the edge...but this movie doesn't do it right. It's just like a silent fart. Filling the room with it's terrible smell, but no one even got to enjoy big sound. No glamour, all guts...but rotting guts. A unfortunate disgrace to movies in general.
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8/10
One Seriously Underrated Comedy
aciessi16 December 2013
Observe and Report. No, it is not a ripoff of Paul Blart: Mall Cop, lets get that out of the way right now. This movie has been troubled since the very beginning and has been disowned by critics for being too dark to be funny. Dark? Yes, this movie has its share of politically incorrect humor and gratuitous violence played up for laughs. But to call it not funny…. I simply cannot fathom why anyone did. This movie is a laugh-out-loud spectacle. Its almost as good in the way that Bad Santa was good. Seth Rogen even plays his character akin to Robert DeNiro as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver (minus the Oscar worthiness and anything that made Travis Bickle a classic character of course, I'm not equating Rogen to DeNiro). The rest of the cast exemplified terrific comedic timing, especially Ray Liotta. If your looking for laughs, this movie is up your ally. Its in the same league as Kick-Ass and Bad Santa for sure. As for the critics… well… prior to the film's release, the stock market crashed. I blame the economy for this one. Times are a little bit better, and so is this movie. Give it a watch.
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7/10
Exactly what you think it is
ericrash-0574020 July 2019
If you enjoy Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill nonsense this is the perfect movie for you. It's not great by any standard, but absolutely is entertaining.
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1/10
Ow Ow Ow
paulkirk16081 August 2009
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i watched this film hoping it would give me some fun and enjoyment, due to a review on IMDb, this film was just awful, in fact i was cringing whilst watching it, avoid it at all costs, the story is stupid if none existent, the characters have nothing, i mean at all? and Seth Rogen as the lead character? am I the only person who does not find this guy funny at all? I could not work out if this film was trying to be a comedy of gags or a black comedy, either way it did not achieve anything apart from being an absolute turkey of a film, do yourself a favour and miss Observe and Report and save 90 minutes of your life, spend the time looking at a toilet it would be more enjoyable
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