In Plain Sight (TV Series)

Iris Doesn't Live Here Anymore (2008)

Mary McCormack: Mary Shannon

Quotes 

• Mary Shannon : [voice over]  I think my least favorite phrase in the human language is "I'm sorry". Nine times out of ten, when a person says they're sorry, they're really only sorry they got caught, and now want me to forgive them for something I'm still pissed off about. Which puts me in the unhappy position of either saying "Up yours!", and looking like a total bitch, or saying "I forgive you", and feeling like a total shmuck. And that's why I hate the phrase.

• Mary Shannon : Folks, listen to me. Like it or not, your lives as you know them ended five hours ago.