- Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: [the chimp has just stole the PT 73] Who's ever going to believe that a chimp stole the PT 73. A banana eating chimp. Boy, this is the living end.
- Virgil Edwards: Yeah, the end for us.
- George Christopher: He'll wreck it for sure.
- Lester Gruber: Why couldn't he swipe hubcaps like the other kids?