Mom (TV Series)

Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival (2020)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Bonnie : Did you act as your own lawyer in the divorce?

  Trevor : Actually the divorce isn't finalized yet but my balls are in the vise and I hear the wheel turning.

• Marjorie : I fail every job interview, all for the same reason.

  Bonnie : Because you're so old.

  Marjorie : Because of my prison record.

  Bonnie : Which is so long on account of you being so old.

• Bonnie : [seeing Trevor in his new post-divorce home]  I just came from my doctor, terrible news, I've shrunk half an inch, just from aging apparently. I always tell people I'm 5'12, it's my joke, what's funny about 5'11 and a half?

  Trevor : Sounds like *you're* downgrading too!

• Bonnie : [to Trevor]  I'm not a trained therapist, but when was the last time a man owned cheating? We have to catch you, berate you, listen to you deny it, then 2 months later you break down in a restaurant with 'I was weak!'.